doorknob

A male person who is used to open other doorways for poeple, and then they get left behind. Like a huge tool

OMG, man that jake is a doorknob, sophie uses him and slams him shutlike a door every time!

That kid is a complete doorknob!!

by aladinsbakery April 28, 2009

Doorknob

A spectacularly impressive dancer, one who is able to dance (read: do the Twist) with ease and aplomb.

"He's such a doorknob! Did you say the way he was moving on that dance floor?"

by The Sass Attack May 21, 2010

doorknob

A stupid person.

He's such a doorknob; he can't even add 2+2 together and he's in college!

by Junglejim1 January 16, 2009

doorknob

a nickname for a male who accidentally grabs another male's genitals when he slips and falls

Jack- "Hey look it's doorknob!"

Bob- "Why did you call Tommy doorknob?"

Jack- "Dude, you didn't hear?"

Bob- "No, what?!"

Jack- "When Tommy fell in the showers yesterday he accidentally grabbed Tim's junk!"

Bob- (laughs) "Fucking doorknob..."

by thedude222 October 15, 2009

doorknob

(noun)
1. Term to describe your basic slut; with a doorknob, everyone typically gets a turn.

"What a doorknob- she went through the entire football team like a full nfl season in one weekend!!"

by jedi_freshie December 30, 2014

Doorknob

Someone who is weird or someone who does something stupid is refered to as a doorknob.

doorknob,doornob

by pushnook August 22, 2011

doorknob

A listening device commonly utilized to hear if someone is dead, particularly Marley.

Emjay heard that he was dead through the doorknob

by fIoccinaucinihiIipiIification December 13, 2021