doinker

a nerd that isn't smart but still ugly

what are doinkers doing sitting at the back of the bus

by doinkerssss June 13, 2017

Doinker

The word "Doinker" can be used as an expression of positive surprise or simply as an expression of happiness. It is usually used by the person being surprised, but can also be used by the person surprising the other person.

Other person: "Happy birthday"
You: "Doinker! Thank you very much."

by Dr Heinrich Paradox July 05, 2017

Doinker

Someone who is a piece of shit. Comes from the root word doink meaning the sound a shit makes when it hits the toilet water.

I heard that Justin cheated on his girl. He’s such a doinker for that.

by doctor_seph November 09, 2020

Doinker

Kook or my mom

“Look at that doinker sucking on toes”

by zerogravity69 September 17, 2018

doinker

a large joint or blunt, usually used to refer to hemp wrapped joints which is similar to a combination of the two

We smoking big doinker tonight brother.

by Heynow5000 August 11, 2019

Doinkers

Doinkers are fun, kid-powered animated ears. Use a hand controller to activate the movement of soft character ears (either one at a time or both at once) which are attached to a headband. Made by WowWee, award winning toy company best known for Robosapien and PaperJamz.

I want Doinkers bunny ears for Easter! They are made by WowWee and you will be able to find them just about everywhere!

by WowWee!! June 28, 2011

Bloinky Doinker

To be a silly mess and simultaneously be adorable.

Kris: “This is how I look.”

Allison: “You’re such a bloinky doinker”

by XypprZ Allison December 25, 2023