dogmance

I romantic but non-sexual relationship with your dog. Especially older ladies with small white dogs.

It isn't that type of love. It is a dogmance.

by Everyman you know April 15, 2023

Dogman

A awesome comic series made by dav pikley,the same person who made Captain Underpants,It’s about a man who gets his dogs head sown on his body,It may sound crack head ish but yeah.So there’s probably like 8 or 7 books in the series.

Jerry:Did you read the newest dogman book?
William:Oh you mean the dogman book series,Yeah!
Jerry:I love dogman

William:me too!

by Missyfit9 December 6, 2020

Dogman

The alias of NFL QB Michael Vick following his dogfighting investigation of 2007.

Yo you see Dogman get traded over to the Eagles? That nigga be running the city like a mayor.

by Dizzee D January 15, 2011

dogmonkey

n.

A male who is well versed in the art of sleezing. Must satisfy stringent criteria: namely - 6ft tall (at least), loves drinking, smoking, calls chicks 'seabiscuits', drives at night with his lights off etc...

vb. - to dogmonkey

sleezing on a seabiscuit

Dan: " Gal, hold my drink, I'm going to dogmonkey that broad."
Gal: " Fresh. I'll be at the bar - Nick's just got a pack of lucky strikes in..."

Nick: " Steve, is Mario a dogmonkey"
Steve: " Pfft, he's only 5 ft 9..."

by Mike587 January 8, 2008

domungas

1. very large in size; stupendous
2. a word to be used in an angry phrase

After my favorite sports team lost, I yelled,"DOMUNGAS, " to express my feelings.

by Katie C. H. March 30, 2008

Dogunando

The act of masturbating while looking intensely into your dog's eyes, never breaking eye-contact.

Last night, I was masturbating when my dog came into my room. I did not want to stop so I did a Dogunando.

by Autoflame April 27, 2014

Dommunism

Extreme communism

My name is Karl Marx I like DOMMUNISM

by and142 September 16, 2018