discernible

perceptible as by vision or intellect, noticeable, another spelling of discernable

"things happen in the earth and sky with no discernible cause”

“the newspaper reports no discernible progress in the negotiations”
“the skyline is easily discernible even at a distance of several miles”

by Pastoris June 28, 2017

ding dong ditcher

1.a man who undergoes surgery to change his gender

2.a lesbian

ex.1.i heard that sam became a ding dong ditcher and now he goes by samantha

ex.2.i heard after kelly's boyfriend dumped her she became a ding dong ditcher and is now hitting on other chicks

by Dr.Eww April 21, 2009

discerning

people that nit pick about bullshit and end up being a total pain the arse

some of our more discerning end users will have a problem the render quality of that print job

by unclex0r November 7, 2013

Ditcher

A hairy rodent-like girl with fungus on her chin that likes setting up meetings with a nice guy, only to stand him up over and over again. She is conceited and only cares of what the "cool" kids think of her.

Zahra Alburqat --the ditcher-- saw Ali sitting on the bus in the same seat she told him to meet her at, when Zahra noticed he was sitting across from the "cool" kids, she ignored Ali's polite "hello" and walked passed him as if no one was talking to her and sat on some cool kid's lap and starting to suck on his fungus infected ear since the only seat left was next to Ali and he had clean ears.

by xp_neo_xp April 15, 2009

discernment monkey

primitive prejudice of human nature

a byu gold digger

by joel mcnasty March 16, 2003

ditcher

a person/group of people who befriend people only to later realise they are fakers/posers/wannabes and then go about the process of ditching them. This is a name given to a group that does this often.

"See them over there, theyre ditchers"

by blah July 3, 2003

Gift of Discernment

This is a magical power that many charismatic Christians like Pentecostals think they've been given through their second baptism that allows them to know what the bible really means without actually knowing anything about the Bible, let alone the ability to tie their own shoes. Many charismatic Christians think they have this ability yet they come to different conclusions about what the Bible means. People who think they have this magic power will, when faced with this problem, respond by saying that their own gift is through the Holy Spirit and everyone else is being led by Satan. This leads to what is known as a Holy Spirit Rumble where each lunatic charismatic calls each other a pawn of Satan, and ending with each being more convinced than ever that they are a True Christian and their opposition is non-Christian. (see: Christian Persecution Paradox ).

I knew the world was only 6,000 years old because I have the gift of discernment." -or- "After I voided my bladder and flopped around like a fish in my second baptism, I received the gift of discernment.

by Rev Aaron June 28, 2011