Self-destructing uterus

Synonym for a woman's monthly cycle wherein the lining of the uterine wall detaches itself resulting in a period.

Is a polite and non-gross euphemism for period.

"Jeez, someone's crabby."

"Well, I've got a self-destructing uterus, what do you expect?"

by ChristenMarie January 31, 2009

distraction

A woman that is extremely beautiful that she takes your concentration off eveything around you. A woman that causes you to watch her, and her only. A woman that when she walks by you stop talking and just watch her and stare.

I was in chemistry class and I stopped taking notes due to the distractions.

by Klips January 10, 2006

distraction tie

after a rough night, you may want to put on a tie to distract your colleagues/boss from noticing your true condition

clerk 1: look at Paul, great tie he is wearing today

clerk 2: nah, I bet it's a distraction tie (DT). he was already quite hammered when I left the pub at 10 last night

by phexxa March 30, 2010

distractive

One that is so attractive, that it can be distracting to others.

Sue is so distractive, I can't concentrate on my spreadsheet.

by Deanimal and Oca November 11, 2007

Distraction!

A literal distraction. Best sent by texts or IM's for best. It makes whoever gets distracted feel like a tool, or smile. both are common emotions. Best used when you're playing an online game with someone and you text them, distracting them from whatever you're doing.

hell, you could even distract them from being distracted, the possibilities are endless.

Person 1: baking cookies
Person 2 : *text* DISTRACTION!
Person 1: *text* you dirty whore i was baking cook-
Person 2: *text* DISTRACTION!
Person 1: *text* YOU DICK I WAS TEXTING YOU BACK AS TO HOW YOU DISTRACTED ME FROM MAKING COOKIES
Person 2: *text* Your cookies are burning.
*cookies are on fire*

by Paddy O'Mally May 7, 2009

Distractivated

Being actively distracted in such a way that it activates ideas that motivate or inspire.

Brooke- what's up Pammy? You seem distracted?
Pamela- nah brookie I'm distractivated, I just came up with a new word.

"I was so distractivated at work today, I had the perfect idea for Rhys's birthday"

by PurpleMarshmallowHaze October 6, 2017

distractic

a tactic designed to destract someone: a diversion tactic.

Joni and Dudley were playing scrabble. Joni was using her sub-table foot fondling of Dudley's genitalia as a distractic.
It worked, Dudley couldnt think of any good words, and Joni won the game.

by drzygote January 18, 2009