Derp Dissertation

Any insane rambling online wall of text cited with tons of hyperlinks to web sources of dubious credibility. Quite often ending or beginning with "I have done my research!" and sometimes with idiotic attempts to make themselves sound like a credible "expert" in something.

Dear Lord! I can't believe I read this entire Derp Dissertation on "Flat Earth Theory" by this dude on Reddit! I thought it was going to be hilarious. Turns out it was just mind numbingly stupid!

by TheHappyAthiest November 20, 2015

Dissendium

1: A place where a small group of elite people go, and scheme some diabolical schemes.

2: A spell that opens the entrance to a secret passage to Hogsmeade in Harry Potter.

"I love Dissendium. It's my second home"

by KeeWee January 11, 2005

Dissendium

A formally working website dedicated to Harry Potter that disappeared off the earth a few years back. We think Volde found out about it.

"Man I haven't been on Dissendium in AGES!"

"I know right? Bet Voldepants found out about it"

by Ki-zilla February 1, 2010

distention

A trope used in drawn and written pornography when the penetrating item is big enough to make a visible lump in the uterus area of the character.

I’m not really into distention, it just looks like it hurts.

Sometimes I wonder how distention in porn works.

by I_Put_The_PAN_In_Panic November 18, 2020

dissertating

verb: a thinly-veiled euphemism that advanced graduate students use to describe non-academic activities, often used with air quotes.

What were you doing at the bar yesterday afternoon? Oh, I was just "dissertating" *wink*.

by FlyGrl February 5, 2010

Dissection

Taking apart, or exploring

"I dissected the frog, and found his intestines very gross!"

by Michael Wilkes November 8, 2003

dissensus

Opposite of consensus. The inability of a group to reach unanimous agreement.

Marketing and engineering have been stuck at dissensus over inclusion of the new feature.

by Raj Gandhi April 28, 2004