Dassember

A month dedicated to nothing but ass fucking -usually occurs annually in December.

Ted: Whoa dude... did you get a new Lexus?
Rob: No you dumb ass... it’s a Dassember to remember. Been fucking my girl in the bong hole this whole month. Why I have a stupid grin on my face.

by bumble dick November 25, 2020

Dismembered

When yr penis is no longer yours

Mrs. Lorraina Bobbit dismembered her husband when she cut off his penis and chunked it out the window

by jmtthatsme February 22, 2021

dishembled

Meaning disassembled and in shambles. Bit of both. I had heard this word years ago and all this time wondered if it was a real word. Apparently now it is.

"Billy ! Clean your room for heaven sake, it's totally dishembled !"

by dw8177 June 30, 2022

Dismember

1. To be divided or partified.

2. To have your limbs cut off.

Half of disabled people are in a Dismember

by SkyBeetle July 11, 2022

Dismember

The action of chopping off your penis and mailing it to your partner. This tradition is usually used in long distance relationships.

Taylor: Hey babe, I miss you
LeBron: Don't worry, I will dismember myself, you'll be happy soon!
Taylor: Hooray!

by cutejo March 18, 2025

Vile Dismemberment

Vile Dismemberment is a trash Gorenoise band their music fucking sucks don’t fucking listen to them

Guy 1: Hey did you listen to that Vile Dismemberment song?

Guy 2: No i don’t listen to fucking trash

by xmxcxvxdx June 6, 2020

The Dismemberment Plan

An underrated 90s post hardcore indie rock band from Washington DC formed on January 1st 1993, releasing four albums before breaking up in 2003 but then coming back in 2011 and releasing a new album in 2013.

"Yo I love The Dismemberment Plan"
"Emergency & I is such a fucking masterpiece"

by Frozen_Croissant May 29, 2022