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Global Climate Disruption

The new phrase for Climate Change:

After the massive carbon creating climate meetings at Copenhagen failed this phrase was to be the new name of Climate Change, which just a year prior was known as Global Warming, which 35 years ago was known as Global Cooling.

On the official website for Climate Disruption they explain that it's now a more "accurate" term than Climate Change and Global Warming, which are now believed to be bullshit by the general public.
Ignorant Greenie: Ohhh noes, a Hurricane, Florida is suffering from severe Global Climate Disruption!!!

Me: It's called Hurricane Season and has been happening for thousands of years.
by thetrapper December 28, 2010
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Clan Disruption

A clan of RuneScape skillers that completely sucks. Their requirements are so easy it's a joke so any noob can get in. They barely have forums cause they don't even have a good domain, and they can barely get it to store cookies. Clan Peacefull is way better.
Ill Wii Ill is in Clan Disruption, and he's a joke.
by A Peacefuller April 23, 2009
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anal disruption syndrome

when the insides of your anus tear out and find themselves someplace else, anywhere other than where they should be.
John: Aw man, I'm having trouble with this anal disruption syndrome...
Mark: Your what?!
John: *tears his fucking anus in half*
by thetrueboi June 7, 2018
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positive disruption

A currently trending phrase thrown around in the business community, particularly the technology sector. Intended to refer to the ability to manage change in a positive way, it instead comes off douchey and pretentious.
Billy-Bob was the kind of manager who embraced positive disruptions at his workplace.
by raistlinsghost June 26, 2019
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Accelerative Disruptionism

A school of thought aiming to accelerate the technologization of the human environment actively and aggressively replaces any aspect, sometimes in a very personal way and other times by influencing other people's lives. According to the theory, this is because human civilization is lagging and not as mature as it should be by now.

There are multiple possible motivations for such a movement:

1. Make the future look like the future: Cool, clean and efficiant.
2. Destroying old institutions or companies by introducing changes to spending habit.
3. Enhancing life conditions and the environment using technology.

For all practical purposes, it plans to replace aspects of life that are obsolete, mostly material.
Person 1: Hey, I finally installed Linux on my PC.
Person 2: That's quite an Accelerative Disruptionism move.
Person 1: I truly believe that Open-Source is the future, even if it takes 100 years.

Person 1: The government will raze 1 square kilometer of the old neighborhood to build a new super modern one with a light rail station.
Person 2: Sheesh...
by Nani?? January 14, 2024
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Attractive Disruption

noun
at·trac·tive dis·rup·tion

Definition:
The involuntary emotional or psychological disturbance others experience in the presence of someone whose physical appearance, aura, or confidence is so potent that it disrupts their focus, behavior, or mood—even if they don’t consciously want it to.
Ever since he walked in, people been acting weird—laughing louder, talking faster, messing up their work. Total attractive disruption.”
by Ligerblack May 27, 2025
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