Dishwasher Jumbotron

A mother with a voluptuous booty who who spends a lot of time in the kitchen.

Not trying to be disrespectful or anything but Dominic’s mother has that Dishwasher Jumbotron.

by gasp March 14, 2022

overloaded the dishwasher

When you get your wife too drunk to have sex.

Things were going great and she was even talking about dooping, but I bought her one too many martinis and overloaded the dishwasher.

by Sven C September 5, 2006

Dishwasher

Word describing women as a whole. Very sexist however commonly used among men, either as a joke or a demeaning word against women.

"Honey, me and the boys are bout' to head out"
"Can I come with?"
"Sorry, no dishwashers allowed"

by Chadnell March 18, 2021

dishwasher

a person handing out sexsim like books in class, thinking he/she is a bigman.

stop being such a dishwasher grow up kyle

by bangers-n-mash September 8, 2019

dishwasher

an "insult" used by pick me girls and men of lower iq than the average. It's supposed to hurt girls for like, doing pretty much anything, and when you complain about it, they say it's DaRk HuMoR. of course, these people can't make you laugh even if you paid them. the comebacks for it are few and not powerful, but you don't even need one because these people just dig their own comedic hole the time they say it. anyway, a lot of people answer with "ok wallet" or "kill all men 2020", the last one is great because it offends them. after using it, you're supposed to hit them with the BUT IT'S DARK HUMOR SNOWFLAKE YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE

"ok but why is my dishwasher talking"
"i know you're asking me to stop disrespecting you but shut up dishwasher"

by sprinklesprankle July 29, 2020

Dishwater

When one is constipated and takes a laxative to help the two weeks of backlogged impacted feces. When the excretion begins, one would see diarreah remnants of many different foods, almost as if you had just done a load of a dirty dishes.

Brian: Oh shit, I'm gonna dishwater in my tighty-whities if I don't get some 2-ply and a toilet immediately.

Nate: hahaha, Dishwater.

by Yes, its Brian January 25, 2008

Dishwasher salmon

The end product of cooking salmon in a fucking dishwasher.

Bob: "Hey, should I cook up some salmon in the dishwasher for dinner later?"

Rod: "Don't nobody want that dishwasher salmon, motherfucker!"

by LightningStu April 21, 2022