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Distracted Consciousness

The "Distracted consciousness" differs from the Marxist idea of "false consciousness" in as much as the individual suffering from this state of distraction is no longer fully aware of life around them: they have become a human doing, no longer a human being.
Excerpt taken from 'The Girl with No Mobile Phone', by author Tom Conrad.

“The girl with no mobile phone had never herself seen fit to buy a mobile phone (in all her life) – being not only against them as invaders of privacy, but moreover, viewing mobile phones as symbols of the wider “distracted consciousness”: a curse now plaguing mankind far and wide. In fact, the girl with no mobile phone constantly witnessed many of her peers fingering away (not the good sort of fingering, either), just another distracted soul startled by the desperateness of existence, looking to fill every single waking and terrifying moment of their life with some pointless textual distraction, instead of just confronting and embracing the stillness, just taking a moment to actually think, reflect and be a human being, not a human doing.”

Alternative use:

‘Like OMFG, dude had been playing GTA5 for five days straight before he got up, left his apartment and tried to jack a car by throwing a musical triangle at them.’

‘A musical triangle?’

‘Yeah the thing that goes ding.’

‘Shit, that dude is distracted.’

‘No shit, he's suffering from the distracted consciousness!’
by Tom Conrad October 8, 2013
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Distracted

Used to describe someone who is dealing with a lot of emotional turmoil and cannot focus on the correct path enough to follow it.
She cannot call me to tell me she misses me because she is distracted with problems in the real world.
by Ereck Flowers February 28, 2015
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Disgrace to Canada

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facial disgracial

Similar to burn, harshed upon moded, diss but way more brutal. Like "haa haa" said by Nelson from The Simpsons but way more malicious. Said in conjunction with the "facemask" signal used by NFL referees when calling a facemask foul. Debate still ongoing whether doing the facemask signal is technically "facing" yourself and one should actually direct the facemask gesture toward the one you are "facing." Synonomous with face.
Darren thanked Chris for his lame Redwings loosening up the Oilers so his team could kick their ass in the play-offs and added "facialllllllll" with a thrusting facemask meneuver.
Zach was trying trick Luis into falling into a tiger trap when he tripped and fell into the trap himself. Luis happened upon the bloddy scene and uttered "oh, facial disgracial."
by deuce carver May 17, 2006
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distracted dining

Diverted attention while eating either solo or with others. May occur in a private residence, or at a restaurant or public event. Minor distractions may include obnoxious people in the vicinity; major disturbances may include medical or police emergencies.
I had a distracted dining experience last Thanksgiving. My sister's baby wouldn't stop crying and fussing.

A guy collapsed in the cafeteria the other day. We had to call paramedics. It was definitely distracted dining.
by yes juanito yes November 10, 2014
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disgracebook updates

The act of posting status updates to one's facebook page while under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs.
Did you see Brittany's litany of disgracebook updates last night? She must've been wasted for reals.
by Neesied69 June 6, 2013
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top disgrace

An individual who exceeds the standard disgrace monitor. An adjective is required to extend this statement in order to emphasise its disgracefulness. Once at the top level of disgracefulness, there is no way to exceed this standard.
That Drake song is a top disgrace. I've never heard such horse wank in my life.
by comp1banter May 18, 2011
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