Discargo

Something accidentally lost or broken by leaving it atop of a vehicle before driving becoming the inadvertent flotsam and jetsam of modern land transportation. Common discargo items include a coffee mug on a car roof or a gas-cap left on a trunk. This may include unsecured items in the bed of a pick-up which on the highway scatter to the four winds, creating road hazards in the process.

Roger built his tool collection by riding his bicycle and picking up discargo.

Lily's take-out lunch became discargo on I-95.

One man's discargo, may become another man's treasure.

by druderman June 29, 2011

discrescorment

The state of being so sad that ice cream is the only option to make you feel better.

My discrescorment was quickly allayed by a pint of Ben and Jerry's.

by fuudforthought January 12, 2009

dispare

You spelt Despair wrong idiot
Junko is ashamed

Jake: Do you like Dispare?
Abby: You spelt Despair wrong you fucking idiot

by Despair_Queen August 27, 2021

Scatalogically Similar: Diurnal Discrepancy

The way you can say "Same Shit: Different Day" to family, friends, boss, co-workers, priests, cops, Oprah Winfrey, Sarah Palin etc and sound highly literate.

It even has the same acronym (SSDD).

Scholar 1: "How goes the research into Shakespeare's use of Jungian allegory in his tragedies?"

Scholar 2: "Scatalogically Similar: Diurnal Discrepancy."

Scholar 3: "Ah yes, indeed." (Cluemeter reading zero)

by Uncle Des September 4, 2010

discrete

1. Clearly defined or drawn.

2. How idiots across America spell "discreet."

1. I took a class in discrete geometry. It was mostly about clearly-defined lines and points.

2. "i am luking 4 a hott discrete chik or 2 2 blo me while my wife at her moms funeral."

by Little Miss Intelligent January 21, 2004

Discrete Creeper

A creeper which is more skilled than the average creeper and does not get caught on the creep.

"Amy, I swear, I was being a discrete creeper when I took a picture of that hot guy in the subway."

by Bomb sauce October 12, 2008

Discreet Beat

Masturbating while someone else is in the room without them knowing you are doing so.

My roommate was in the room so I had to pull off a discreet beat.

I'm way too burnt toast to go find a room with no one in it, I'll just discreet beat it.

by MasterBlaster5000 October 28, 2011