Disappearing Pastry Chef

When a man creampies a woman and then vanishes.

Guy 1: She's pretty but she's not the hottest girl I've ever seen.
Guy 2: All good, I'll be a disappearing pastry chef. She'll make a great single mom.

by zihb November 6, 2023

The disabled fly

The act of capturing a flying insect and removing its wings before placing it on ones erect penis and ejaculating.

Man I heard Red got the disabled fly last night

by Micktomjoe August 9, 2016

Socially Disabled

Someone who is clinically unable to socialize, thrives in loneliness and solitude, typically very awkward in a social setting or in a general social interaction, and keeps very few or even no friends at all.

Did you see what quarantining alone for 11 months did to that guy? It made him socially disabled.

by dzffa May 3, 2021

Intellectually Disabled

The politically correct term for "mentally retarded." It became more widespread after the word "retard", originally used to describe a person who legitimately has an abnormally low IQ, was gradually used more and more as a pejorative term for people who suffer from developmental disorders.

"My cousin has an IQ of 62. He is intellectually disabled."

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 17, 2023

disabled

Physically or mentally impaired.

"Scarlet seems to be mentally disabled."

by IamAweaboo March 6, 2016

Disappear

/ˌdisəˈpir/ - verb. -cease to be visible, cease to exist or be in use, be lost or go missing; become impossible to find.

"my wallet seems to have disappeared"

by Sr.Verde March 6, 2019

disappearing eggroll

when a large black woman inserts a chinese man's whole head into her open vagina.

For her final act, Big Bertha Brown delivered Charlie Kwang his first disappearing eggroll.

by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood July 4, 2004