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DIRT TRIM

A(Dirt Trim)is an inefficient preparatory measure of ridding the male's penis of accumulated filth without soap and water using the fingers to roll the smegma and other fetid materials such as dead skin - dead ejaculate - old pubic hair and anything else that finds itself on or around the penis normally exposed as the foreskin is retracted whereupon the use of trimming scissor's may be used to delicately cut loose the bums mess around the rim of the penis helmet or cap prior to having sex with the unsuspecting victim after the (Dirt Trim) is completed.
Posing as a sophisticated clean style elite the unwashed dirty bum pulled his bacon skin back to discretely clip away the abundance of overly extended dirt cake hanging like fudge on his unwashed woodie with his newly found scissor's and in doing so has maintained his familiar body stench by using the waterless technique for sub human cleansing known as a (Dirt Trim).
by Muncherflesh Chalkwhite March 17, 2009
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Dirt Tornado

A great, loud, ripper of a fart.
Ive heard some crazy farts in my day but nothing compares to the dirt tornado that just came out of Franklin's ass.
by Stevie Y April 12, 2006
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dirt track rider

a shit stabber, someone who takes it up the khyber, a fanatical bowler who uses the cadbury alley, mr mercury was one! dig?
the geezer likes to ride a dirt track track on occasion.
by mr_rider March 24, 2004
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dirt trap

A female of the slut variety who catches numerous STI's
That bird is a dirt trap
by A.JC May 6, 2015
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Dirt Tornado

When a person spins in place while having anal sex in the "cowgirl" position
She came over to my place last night and while we were having sex she gave me a dirt tornado.
by Darkchyylde September 28, 2019
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Dirt Torpedo

Someone who hits the ground at a high velocity.
"John's parachute didn't open, and he became a Dirt Torpedo
by Irish Ernest Hemingway April 1, 2020
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dirt tiller

To rub your snoz(nose) in the womans buttcrack while making the sound of a helicopter.
Man that dirt tiller i gave amanda was nausiating.
by john coon May 13, 2005
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