dippolito

noun
1) a hottie with a bodie
2) a cutie with a bootie
3) a person who is overtly dramatic

1) "She is such a dippolito!"
2) "Does she always have to be a dippolito?"
3) "There she goes, pulling a dippolito again..."

by MrRandom147 November 24, 2010

diplosquid

a person with little or no morals who have a squids brain, thinks they can treat people meanly and try and use a diplomatic phrase to try control or intimidate someone, when infact, they havent got a clue about life values

"WOW you are nothing but a diplosquid!!! stop being so shallow and diplomatic all the time, you have a squids brain!!!

by tinker_bell August 23, 2014

diplomatic yampion

A diplomatic yampion is a yampion that has committed sexual assault and/or rape.

In a pedophile ring, a diplomatic yampion is of higher rank than a yampion, but is of a lower rank than a tactical yampion.

I’ve heard that man is a diplomatic yampion.

by 01111010 01100101 01110010 011 January 1, 2020

Secret Diplomatic Negotiations

"Secret Diplomatic Negotiations" is a comical euphemism for anal sex. It was coined over at www.apennyforlenny.com, based on a Jeopardy clue.

The clue was from the category "BACK" TO SCHOOL. It was:

“SECRET DIPLOMATIC NEGOTIATIONS ARE SAID TO GO THROUGH THIS”

The answer was "WHAT IS THE BACKDOOR?"

"Could I interest any of you ladies in some Secret Diplomatic Negotiations?"

"Yeah, me and Becky Diplomatically Negotiated in Secret all night long."

"If you're ever in prison, watch out for the Secret Diplomatic Negotiations that happen in the shower."

by An Interested Party August 14, 2009

dipdo

Dipdo is an adjective, for someone who is both a dipshit and a dodo

Him: A dipdo is someone who's both a dipshit and a dodo.
Her: What's a dipshit?
Him: You don't know what a dipshit is? You're such a dipdo.

by icoineddipdo June 6, 2018

Diploma Mill

Fraudulent institutions of higher education, sometimes lacking accreditation, which grant diplomas that are either fake or worthless. Historically a they have not been accredited, but with the increase of online schools, most now are accredited and offer a course load so easy, or based on loosely defined "life experience", so as to render their education valueless.

Also known as a Degree Mill

Well known places that are diploma mills include Trinity Southern University, Walden University, Trump University, Wesleyan International University, and Prixo Southern University.

by David McBride March 24, 2008

diploma

Flimsy sheet of paper encased in cardboard. Usually put above the fireplace on the mantle or on the refrigerator with a magnet. Signifies completion of about 4 year of college work. Contain faux signatures of several leading authorities at the institution. Makes parents happy and gives suburban kids a scary sense of freedom because they are no longer supported financially.

Successful Adult: Diploma, eh? Yes. Yes. I remember getting mine. You know, I work in a field that is totally unrelated to my major in college. Oh, well. Enjoy your diploma. Yep, those were the best years of my life.

by crazy b January 9, 2006