Dildonic

Word to describe dick shaped objects

“Noah please describe what this looks like”
“It looks dildonic”

by Myfriendgothitbyatrain2 August 20, 2018

Dildoicly

To use an object in the same way you would use a dildo.

I'll stick the banana up your hole Dildoicly !!!

by blagan May 2, 2011

Dildonic Plague

The dildonic plague is used to describe a large flock of dildoes with plans to take over the nation to overthrow the might God allah

Jake: "DUDE LOOK AT THE NEWS"
Colin: "DUDE THE DILDONIC PLAGUE TOOK CONTROL OF THE WHITE HOUSE"
Cole: "NO WAY DUDE"

by colieravioli June 19, 2016

Dildonic

Anything that even slightly resembles a dildo.

My glorious Blue Yeti brand microphone is dildonic. I like to put it in my asshole.

by Joey Auburn May 23, 2016

Dildonic

An 80s retro dildo fuck!!

I gave that skank a dildonic last night in that old hobo house.

by up teh butt September 7, 2007

dildonicly plagued

When someone continuously shows traits being a dildo. Everything they do and say is Dildonic.

You are one dildonicly plagued person.

by Budda 73 December 19, 2014

Dildonic Plague

Disease where you constantly get slapped by dildos

Doctor: I'm sorry but your son has the Dildonic Plague

by Mr splash August 29, 2016