dickfaceuggs

When your girl wants sex but she doesn't want to take off her uggs.

"Man we were about to have sex and obliterate each other but she went all dickfaceuggs on me"

by LoreMcmuffin November 16, 2014

Dickface

A cool word to call your local law enforcement officials preferribly out of ear range.

No sir, I didn't call you a dickface. I said 'cold night isn't it'?

by christa November 14, 2003

dickface

Much better insult than dick head

Hannah: Charl your such a bloody dickface..
charl: DUDE THATS SUCH A GOOD INSULT

by MAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMA June 13, 2009

dicktan

When the rest of your skin has reached the level of tan you normally have on your penis' shaft skin.

I'm not wearing shorts in public until my legs are at least dicktan.

by buddhiistboy July 7, 2016

dickface punch

to punch a male in the dick, and when they bend over, punch them in the face; a one-two punch

I will dickface punch him for disrespecting me.

by alvarez5th October 6, 2017

dickacne

DIckacne occurs when lack of proper hygiene of the facial area following a blowjob which results in bumbs and/or redness on the face or exposed area.

That person has dickacne all over their face. Look at the mouth area it looks like it’s infected. It’s red and inflamed and needs some attention... hygiene attention

by Snow White ABQ February 9, 2019

dicktatership

A barge with a numerous amount of male penises with an abundance of fresh cropped potatoes.......can also be a rule of tyranny as well.

i drove Martin's Dicktatership towards the dock, just to be stopped by those blasted Soviets......fuckin' dictatorship.

by Gingabreadman186 December 21, 2008