dicksquid

sperm that can be felt wiggling

omg my dicksquid are all over your face

by Spooginator April 13, 2007

dicksplat

1. Sperm, especially when it lands somewhere.
2. An idiot.

That guy with the security camera is a fucking dicksplat!!!

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

dicksation

a conversation usually between multiple and only men about how big their dicks are. Usually almost everyone's answers is considerably exaggerated or just completely made up

Dude, John says his dick is almost 10 inches

How do you know? Did you have a dicksation?

by fofo92 June 21, 2009

Dicksquatch

Like a sasquatch but its just your dick! Fucking shave it or at least trim it jesus

Girl 1: how was your first time with Jordon last night?
Girl 2: eh it was fine, but it felt weird and prickly
Girl 1: whaa why??
Girl 2: he had a fucking dicksquatch

by foxyjade47 May 31, 2018

Dicksquagel

Dicked by a square bagel

Person 1: Dude I just bought a used psp off craigslist for 120.

Person 2: Dude you over payed you just go dicksquageled

by brokenwordsinc April 8, 2010

dickquation

A situation where a man needs to concoct an elaborate scheme to enable sexual relations with a woman.

Dude, I've been trying everything to slide into this girl but she's a real dickquation.

by Fury McPowerface June 13, 2019

dicksgusting

adj.;adv. Anything which elicits, in a human male, a psycho/physical response, which is the inverse of sexual arousal.

My Gawd! That's dicksgusting, Olive.

by Olfart June 5, 2009