Dickflurry

Upon Ejaculation, Spin your dick in a helicopter in a clockwise motion onto your partners face.

"How you like my Dickflurry bitch"

by Knoptic July 5, 2012

Dickslap

To dickslap someone is to completely dominate them. the act of whipping out one's penis and slapping another person with it is to own them completely, they might as well have your name written on them.

To dickslap a woman is another way of marrying them, without all the fuss of a ceremony. Just whip it out in public and slap them there and then, they will be so OWN'D by you that they will be forced to wear a ring and do your every bidding.

*SLAP* you're my wife now bitch!!
okay... i accept it

I dickslapped that guy on call of duty! Killed him 54 times!! LOL

Girl: Hi big guy!
Guy: *dickslap*
Girl: I am yours to command

by G33BzLAAH September 1, 2009

Dickslap

A quick "jerk" like movement of the wrist, whilst holding ones Penis, resulting in the satisfying slap of a Shiny Helmet. Usually against your womans lips or forehead if you are feeling kinky.

Julie wasnt sure she wanted Dave to be her boyfriend no more,as he kept asking if he could dickslap her.

by king_ding September 15, 2005

Poseidon's dickslap

Giving a dickslap with a sweaty dick covered with semen.

John gave Bernadette a Poseidon's dickslap after having sexual intercourse.

by Poseidon 5000 October 24, 2018

Dickflurry

When you take that girls tity milk and mix that with your jizz. Then, you freeze the mixture and serve it as a delicious frozen dairy treat.

"excuse me, can I take your order"-Mcdonalds worker
"yeah, hit me up with something new on the menu"-customer
"oh yeah I got something for u. It that new shit, the dickflurry"
"dope"

by dirtydderaj March 30, 2015

dickburp

Dickburp is the equivalent of a female queef. It usually sounds like a slight release of air through the penis. The more ammount of force exerted could rupture the vas deferns which would result in infertility.

While Luke was having sex, he experienced a dickburp.

by Garth Usher, Mike Hunt December 14, 2010

dickslapper 9000

this young and wonderful animal has a blue dick that can fly it also has a blue ass that can detach

your a dickslapper 9000

by Jaaroom March 9, 2017