Dickpause

1.) to take a step back and look at the situation
2.) the moment right before men cum

Dude you just need to take a Dickpause and check yourself

by Rapping January 4, 2015

Dickpensating

When a person compensates for having a small dick, they are dickpensating.

“You see Jeff got that massive truck? It’s so loud!”
“Yeah. He’s really dickpensating.”

by MarkLitt January 7, 2021

dickwang

An especially stupid person

Bloody Hell you are a complete dickwang

by TheHoon May 14, 2009

Dicklantern

Noun - a crude dim light used in dark places such as a closet or the driver's seat of a vehicle on long car rides to locate one's belt,zipper,and genitals in order to masturbate. Used when other people are around that you do not want them to know you are masturbating.

Dude, I got so horny on that long car ride that I just had to rub one out. Thank god I had my trusty dicklantern

by Dr.Saltynutz February 18, 2011

dickwanker

A boy who is extremely immature compared to his age.
Dickwanker's usually are seen in large groups who never leave eachother's sides and think they are "the shit" when infact they are not.

Dickwanker's usually take the term "bromance" too far hence the term "Dickwanker"

*Boy walks passed*

Girl 1: I've never seen a bigger dickwanker in my whole entire life

Girl 2: What about your ex?

Girl 1: Yes, he was a pretty big dickwanker

by freetimeconstantly. September 5, 2011

dickpaw

Dickpaw - v. to make a half-assed attempt at fixing something (such as small kitchen appliances); everybody concerned has little faith the task will be accomplished successfully.

The toaster is broken. I can try and dickpaw at it, but I'm pretty sure it's dead.

by Harry Hole May 27, 2016

dickwank

a person who is an absolute moron fuck.

fuck your a dickwank!

by Anonymous March 25, 2003