DickCunt

When a penis is growing out of a vagina

Ohh my Dickcunt is so big

by zack15795 September 17, 2015

dickmunch

one who munches on dicks

mo is a fuckin dickmunch

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

texan dickfudge

Strange brown substance excreted from the penis. Usually a result of sexually transmitted infections like Ted Cruz.

Hey man, I had a little fun last night, and I'm afraid I've come down with the Texan dickfudge.

by Funnyyyyyyy joke March 8, 2017

Dickcushion

Function: noun
Etymology: variant of pincushion
1. A woman in which the repulsive force between her knees keeps them from staying together.
2. A male bottom with a poop chute like a mail chute.
3. The main course at a gang-bang flambé

Pat really gets around. If (s)he keeps this up, (s)he'll be known as the human dickcushion.

by Rod Springer January 22, 2006

dickmuncher

one who munches on penises and likes it

"That hoe is a little dickmuncher"

by elizabeth December 16, 2003

Sicko Dicko

1) Something that is so amazing that no other words can describe it.

2) Something that is very nasty.

1) That was a sicko dicko trip.

2) That dead baby was sicko dicko man.

by Ben Ben David February 15, 2006

dickburn

Your penis being rubbed raw from prolonged or vigorous unprotected sexual activity

Wow!! I got dickburn after bangin' that skank for three hours!!

by Jess and Rachel October 3, 2006