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dickmatized

verb or noun. When the dick makes you say/do crazy things
1. Marquise had Lyssa so dickmatized she almost broke into his home and raped him.
2. She was so dickmatized during sex, she yelled out I love you.
by BigCockholdBihhh August 27, 2016
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Dickmatized

Dickmatized is when your man fucks you so good that you immediately have to take a nap to rejuvenate yourself.
Girl: "Damn you just fucked the shit out of me. I feel so dickmatized right now. I'm bout to go to sleep."
by LilNoseBleed October 30, 2019
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Diplomatic Counter-Strike

A Game type of Counter-Strike Source designed to test human ego. This game type must be played on a map with hostages. The object of this type is to negotiate the release of the hostages peacefuly without having anyone get killed. Best played without a HUD with sv_cheats on 1.

Althoguh it sounds like a simple task,human ego always gets in the way. Someone will always try to secretly get the hostages without negotiating the release of them.

The standard way of negotiaton is to have all the terrorists (there should always be more ct's than terrorists) make the ct's drop their guns, search them to make sure they arent hiding any, and move them all into one area. Once there, a leader is nominated from the CT team to retrive the hostages without having anyone getting killed (Acompanyed by the T Team leader). Normaly this would work, but always someone has to screw everyone over by sneaking in a pistol and killing a guard on the ct team.

Simple in Theory, difficult in experiment.

Invented by *Ünhi and AfroThunder in 2005.
"THE DEAL HAS GONE SOUR! CAP 'EM ALL! DIPLOMATIC COUNTER-STRIKE NEVER WORKS"
by Paddy O'Mally August 14, 2008
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Dickplomacy

The art of communicating by repeatedly offering to show your genitals
<biggp> grub i hear u wana see my wang? a/s/l?
<Lord_Nettles> grub don't wanna see your wang
<biggp> but I'm a master of Dickplomacy
by AlmightyGrub February 7, 2010
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dickload

a lot of something or a huge amount.
man i got a dickload of air on that last jump!

i love you a dickload.
by Pimpin8Athlete April 30, 2006
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dickometer

"I stuck my dickometer in that bitch to see how hot she was."
by angusvox April 26, 2009
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Republican diplomat

by jesster79 January 14, 2005
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