Discipline 

1. The mental ability to not do something that'll make you happy.

AKA: Rationally Justified Self-Torture.

2. A short Japanese pornographic anime series, downloadable via bit torrent. The female characters have boobs the size of football fields.

3. A field or area of study or research, usually something that the person hates but can't get out of unless she/he commits suicide.

1.1) This hot chick was completely naked in bed begging for his groove but he just walked out. He's either mentally insane or very disciplined.

1.2) She stared at the cheesecake for 15 minutes and put it back into the fridge, when did she become so disciplined?!

1.3) He resisted the urge to renew his World of Warcraft subscription while his co-workers are raiding together during lunch, he's got a lot of discipline.

2) As soon as he got the "Discipline" DVDs, he took a box of tissue with him & locked the bedroom door.

3) Law was never the discipline she dreamed of, her unique fetish of body exposure makes her always wanted to be a stripper.

Discipline by urbanrascal March 8, 2013

Dickline 

Declining a request or proposition without a reasonable cause and the sole intention of being a dick.

"Mark, can you hand me the ketchup?"
"Afraid not, Johnny boy."
"Man. Way to dickline."

"Melanie, could you keep it down please? I have an important test tomorrow."
"I'm going to have to dickline on that one."

Dickline by nevarine March 26, 2019

Spiritual discipline 

Practices, excercises, or habits that create space for an encounter between God and us.

We practice spiritual discipline in order to grow closer with God.

Spiritual discipline by Alec Robertson April 2, 2017

Dickcipline 

The willpower to not bed a woman instantly even though you want to ravage her soft, supple body like a wild animal ripping through animal flesh.

This girl stayed at my place last night and we were making out but I totally practiced good dickcipline. I didn't know I had it in me. I must like her.

Dickcipline by Pucas Leters December 9, 2008

discipline 

Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old French & Latin; Old French, from Latin disciplina teaching, learning, from discipulus pupil
1 : PUNISHMENT
2 obsolete : INSTRUCTION
3 : a field of study
4 : training that corrects, molds, or perfects the mental faculties or moral character
5 a : control gained by enforcing obedience or order b : orderly or prescribed conduct or pattern of behavior c : SELF-CONTROL
6 : a rule or system of rules governing conduct or activity
- dis·ci·plin·al

It took a lot of self discipline not to cum before her.

discipline by S.M. Selby July 24, 2004

discipline 

A word abusive parents use to justify beating their children. What do you call it when an undisciplined person gives disciplinary beatings to others? Hypocrisy.

I'm sick of people beating other people in the name of discipline when they themselves are the ones who need a beating.

discipline by Layko March 25, 2007

Discipline the Simian 

Discipline like spank, and simian as "relating to an ape or monkey." So it's a fancy way of saying "spank the monkey"

Dave: "Yeah, I saw that guy, he looked pretty hot."

Chris: "Fuck yeah. Excuse me I think I need to go uh...discipline my simian if you know what I mean."

Discipline the Simian by Clint November 5, 2004