dickens

Euphemistic expression for the devil. Used in mild oaths.
Also spelt dickins/Dickens.

What the dickens!
Hurts like the dickens!

by Hazazel September 28, 2006

Charles Dickens

A popular author and street fighter, Charles Dickens grew up in the 1800s writing books and punching townfolk in the face. Died in 1870 after choking on a book.

A selection of the more popular books written by Charles Dickens:

• Great Expectations
• Oviler Twists (later re-released as "Oliver Twist")
• A Christmas Carol
• Batman Returns: The Official Movie Book

by kleptonin April 25, 2004

Dickensian Bowtie

Where a person has (due to the misfortune of succumbing to throat cancer) a breathing hole put in the throat, which is then violated by an erect penis. This act causes the hole to bleed, and the attempted breathing of the recipient causes blood to spray in the formation of a bow tie on the neck. If the blood fails to make this pattern, the penetrator should attempt ejaculate in on the recipients neck to assure a bowtie is present. A Dickensian Bowtie is often (customarily in the Midlands of the UK) proceded by an Intergallactic Mushroom slap.

Darren seized the opportunity and gave Chris a Dickensian Bowtie.

by ImissPaulineFowler September 8, 2009

dickenthrope

"a transvestite werewolf; a werewolf that enjoys dressing in drag." noun.

I was attacked by a confused dickenthrope.

by aki December 10, 2004

Charles Dickens

One of the greatest authors EVER. The people who call him boring are shallow losers who have no lives or insight.

I just read a book by Charles Dickens!

by dickensfreak February 18, 2011

Dickensed

The destruction of all that was once fun following the introduction of "Charles Dickens" to a household.

They had an amazing social life, but then her girlfriend got 'Dickensed' at university and things were never quite the same. Now she drinks wine on a week night and contemplates employing subterfuge and the cover of darkness to procure more of said wine.

by Boredgirlfriendofunistudent#87 April 13, 2010

Cleo Dickens

Cleo Dickens is a largely unknown pornographic actress from the Western suburbs of Chicago, IL. Cleo only performs for those that she can trust and will truly appreciate her art.

Cleo Dickens performed for her friend 2.5lber the other day, because he truly appreciates her.

by 2.5lber June 22, 2011