tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels

A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.

Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!

by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019

dickdance

A word used to describe agitation towards any particular situation as a complete and utter waste of time.

2 friends drive to the local weed house.

Friend1 : "He said we'll have to wait outside for 30 minutes to get some green."
Friend2 : "This is a fucking dickdance."

by DirtMan July 1, 2004

dickdance

Tucking your penis between your legs to make a mangina and dancing

The dickdance was done by Jane Gumb in "Silence of the Lambs" and Jay in "Clerks II"

by Motrin Abuser January 27, 2007