diarrheading

v.- Diarrheading is the act of reading on the toilet bowl whilst engaged in a loose and/or sloppy or complicated bowl movement.

Diarrheading can also be used to describe the actions of an individual who takes an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom due to their enjoyment of their chosen reading materials.

(spoken in frustration and addressing the bathroom door) "I know you drank too many belgian quadruples last night Steve, but you've been diarrheading in there for at least half an hour already"!!!

by demar77 March 10, 2010

Diarrheation

The act of literally pissing a long shot of liquid flamant shit out of the rectal hole. Can be caused from eating too many beans or meat sticks from the Patterson High School swim team members that sell them. Attention! : It would be advised that if you went to war, have some beans and a couple of meat sticks and bitch; you are unstoppable with this flaming shit-like liquid that flies at high speeds from the anus- Destroying anything it comes in contact with.

Sergeant: (radio): Corporal Mike.. Hurry and eat some beans, we need back-up and that Diarrheation would help a fuck load right now...!

Corporal: (radio): Roger that..: Heating them bitches up right now sir, over.

by AGHLHigh September 12, 2009

diarreastic

When a fart is so bad, it sounds like somebody just had plopped out diarrhea into their pants.

Mike: *plbbbbbbbbbbbbp*
Frank: Jesus Christ, that was the most diarreastic fart I've ever heard.

by CrackThatWhip April 25, 2014

Diarrheatery

(n): a place where one purchases food that leads inevitably to gastrointestinal distress. See also: food truck.

Just spent two hours in the bathroom thanks to the diarrheatery that we went to for dinner.

by Furquis October 31, 2015

Diarrhealize

When an individual comes to the explosive realization that something has gone very terribly wrong.

Remember that time we gave John that laxative, then he went to give a speech, and it took him a while to diarrhealize what was about to happen?

by IamWaterWeight July 4, 2016

Diarrheathra

A diarrhea equivalent that is ejected via the urethra.

Man, after the all that chili and kombucha, I had some wicked fiery diarrheathra.

by aaaaaaj October 23, 2016

diarrheasclonogy tantrum

Diarrheasclonogy Tantrum is a rare but very devastating disease where an autistic human reaches it's peak of anger and let it all out while the autistic human throws tamper tantrums at anyone it also gets a very very bad diarrhea at the same time and vomits like as if it was kissing another french man after sex with a mexican taco this disease is also very embarrassing as if you do not use the toilet within 0.009 milliseconds your blood pressure starts to boil to the point where it starts to spell the word "Oh shit" on your arm there are special medicines to calm this outrageous disease such as the Toilet tide Pods and others there are symptoms if the disease like these examples 1.your ass becomes itchy like as if you want to shove a lawnmower up your anus 2.you start to become horny to a Rat,toilet bowls,fans and detergent
3.you will start to feel very aggressive towards your own clothing these are only some of the symptoms of Diarrheasclonogy Tantrum if you do have the following symptoms go to your nearest rapist and conduct the Ass Ripping widening replacement surgery

Person 1:Oh my god that child is having a diarrhea and vomiting at the same time he also looks very angry by the way he is choking that waitress
Person 2:That child must have the Diarrheasclonogy Tantrum disease! Someone call the plumber!

by Who_U? January 24, 2019