Diarrhoea

Diarrhoea, THE HORROR! It can be described in three words
Flaming
Liquid
Shit

Diarrhoea, here it comes again!
My, my,
Just how fast it comes out!

by Iliketrains12542468973743 May 5, 2019

Diarrhoea Sling

A nickname for a Finnish light machine gun (Kk 62) mocked for its terrible capabilities and reliability. Often nicknamed by soldiers as the "Diarrhoea Sling."

"Vittu! Ne myönsi mulle Ripulilingon!"
("Fuck! They issued me the Diarrhoea Sling!")

by NaggerNick January 8, 2020

Diarrhoe

A hoe that has diarrhoea; nearly always called May.

May: I wouldn't mind if you joined me in bed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Geko: ew you're such a DIARRHOE

by hm sigh June 13, 2020

diarrhorerious

When someone is delirious from diarrhoea and you're questioning the person, as in "are you serious?", except, the person is suffering from a serious bout of diarrhoea and so they're delirious from the whole episode and not thinking straight.

oh my god, is she diarrhorerious!?

by Highonsnow April 17, 2009

diarrhacid

Diarrhea with a high acid content that causes severe burning sensations on and in the rectal sphincter. Can result in bleeding, chaffing, and the inability to walk properly.

Diarrhacid can also result in extraordinary pain upon sitting after business has been done.

Sounds made while trying to sit in a chair after a brutal session of diarrhacid

Ow...ow...ow...ow...ow...
aggghhh...agh...phew.

by David Hawaii May 2, 2007

Verbal Diarrhoea

Trash talking idiot that simply verballises to entertain, usually with not much luck what so ever.

A: Did i tell you about that time...
B: No.
A: Well lemme...
B: No.
A: Well you see that i do this.
A: And that.
A: And this.
A: And woo woo damn woo hiyady.
B: Gee you talk some shit, anyone would think you had Verbal Diarrhoea.
A: Well infact...
B: Yeah i know you do.

by Chossenji September 23, 2005

Diarrhetics

A Structurestem TM wherein the mental Healthstatform TM of an enlightened Droogworm TM is Judgementationalized TM by a Superior Enlightened Olympian TM in an effort to reestablish the subject's Personhood TM, health, and happiness, as well as to Screwgouge {TM} said patient of all personal Liquidassets TM that may stand in his way of his attaining the desired state of Empty TM.

The father of Diarrhetics TM is Elron Hubbard, or "Captain Love Log" as he is lovingly referred by thousands of nubile, subservient Suckbunnies TM, Hosemonsters TM, and Minionsluts TM around the globe. A brilliant author, scientist, and scholar, Elron first gained fame in he 1920's as the boy author of the hugely successful and controversial "Can I Touch It?" books for children of his own age group.

"Diarrhetics- Providing wives for gay actors since 1979."

by Stefonamus June 16, 2009