Dial-up Hook-up

An internet hook-up prior to high-speed internet.

Back in 1995, I had a dial-up hook-up with this chick in Michigan. She flew me up and we went skiing.

by ParchÞeSkald October 9, 2014

The Dial-up

A man inserts his penis into a woman. He makes ear piercing modem sounds for about 15 seconds, then starts thrusting, veeeeeery slooooooowly.

Let's try a new position. It's called the Dial-up.

by Lupussong August 22, 2019

Dial-up

1) Of or relating to a network connection, as to the Internet, which requires that a telephone number be dialed.

2) A temporary, as opposed to dedicated, connection between machines established over a telephone line using modems.

My dial-up connection was interrupted by call waiting.

by illEATurHARTout April 12, 2004

dillup

a loveable, loyal girlfriend. Norfolk slang (UK)

"i am going to see the one and only dillup later"

"is everything going well between you and your dillup?"

by dustybootz February 13, 2013

dial-up

“ dial-up” (Adj.) as in a dial-up computer connection to indicate a outdated mode, thought, recommendation, or activity?

Person #1: Let’s go drink a beer and hang out at the Mall!

Person #2: Not for me, that is such a dial-up plan.

Passenger Parent: If I have told you once, I have told you a thousand times to drive slower.

Driving Adolescent: If it weren't for the dial-up phrasing, I actually would.

by rhet June 16, 2009

dial up

a slow and fat asshole who stops moving when a phone is ringing for no apparent reason. He has been proven to be mentally retarded and gay. For some reason he gets viruses constantly. He makes strange beeping noises when he wakes up again for no apparent reason. Although he doesn't spend that much money, he still isn't worth living. Other retards like him.

Man, that dial up is one slow piece of shit!!!

by Shadic January 10, 2005

Dinlupper

A meal taken between lupper and dinner. Most likely around the 4:00 hour.

Aw snap bro, I'm still so hungry after lunch, but not hungry enough to have a lupper so I think I need a dinlupper.

by Dr John Crane April 14, 2010