explosive decompression

to violently lose atmosphereic pressure - usually due to a hole in a pressureised space

i thought i would die when the plane suffered explosive decompression - but my crotch saved the day

by Tom Ivens May 5, 2003

Decompuzzled

The act of being decompuzzled is the act of being confused and as some would say puzzled

How did he make that shot, I'm so decompuzzled!!!

by Not Frst February 15, 2022

decomposed onion

An advanced sexual technique in which a woman consumes a large amount of French onion soup prior to lovemaking, then proceeds to release a yellowish discharge while her partner is performing cunnilingus. The flavor closely resembles that of a decomposed onion.

Guy 1: "Last night, Jane gave me a decomposed onion."

Guy 2: "Shit, that's disgusting."

Guy 1: Actually, it wasn't as bad as I expected. I'm heading by her office in about an hour to do it again!"

by FeetToHeadEveryone'sDead June 26, 2017

decompuzzled

The act of being decompuzzled is being extremly confused at a statement

Bro how do we still have no gym and we’re a rich ass school
They got outbid by cvs by 100$
Man that shit got me decompuzzled

by Nottonyg January 25, 2022

decommission

to officially stop using weapons,a nuclear power station,etc.

we went to the station but it was decommissioned.

by tablo91 November 13, 2011

Decomp

A Decomp is a compound such as fruit & vegetables.
An example would be a Mavecott

John said to Ben ‘what decomp’s are left over ?’

Ben said ‘A mavecott’

by Derek nightingale September 24, 2019

decomplexification

1. The process used to simplify a useful system or process that was once simple, but because of its use over time has become complex, unwieldy, or unusable.
2. The process used to make something easier out of something worthwhile that is not easy to use.

Synonym: simplify

Origin: Don Morgan created this humorous, oxymoron-like, but useful word around 1994 while serving in the U.S. Army.

The introduction of the 1040EZ form by the U.S. Internal Revenue Services was a result of the decomplexification of the original 1040 tax form.

by Don Morgan February 25, 2005