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Sexual Detention

Forced entrapment in a social setting due to the friend with whom you intend to leave disappearing for over an hour with another friend to engage in unscrupulous and unsubtle sexual shenanigans.
My ride home went off to fool around with a friend when the evening was winding up, leaving me and the friends good enough to keep me company trapped in Sexual Detention!
by Robanes August 8, 2009
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Reddit Detective

People on Reddit who think they are smarter than they are and over analyze evidence and come up with a flimsy at best explanations. Most of the time they start the spread of false information and end up hurting the case.
Person #1: I FIGURED OUT WHO KILLED BECKY!
Person #2: Who? Her case has been unsolved for years.

Person #1: If you look at this photo, that was taken an hour before she died, you can clearly see a man in the background who bribed her friend on the right into killing her.

Person #2: How do you know this?

Person #1: At one point in the night they talked.

Person #2: Thats it?

Person #1: Yeah. Ain't I so smart?

Person #2: You stupid Reddit Detective.
by Weirdo Sheep September 17, 2017
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Near-Deather

Someone who is quite old or advanced in age enough to focus on their death more than their oldness.

To be used against old ageists and others who fail to progress mindsets.
"Don't listen to that near-deather, he doesn't know where or when he is."

"That neardeather over there is dragging me down."

"Those near deathers over their are watching their stocks again."
by mattanaw July 21, 2021
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Dechen

A name to describe a very intelligent and beautiful girl. She will have many enemies, one of them her sister, because she is jealous of Dechen. She is very loving and caring and loves everyone, even those who hate her, and especially her parents. She will have a very romantic love life and be loved!
"She is so loving and caring" "It's cause she is Dechen"
by Satan4ev June 24, 2013
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DEHELLEP

Verb.

1. Shut The Hell Up. Effectively delivers the message with one less syllable as well as turns an entire phrase into one word.

Origin: Made popular in the late 90's/early 00's by JG and JM of Silverwing Recreation Center in South San Diego, CA.

*Spoken usage of the phrase has died down. However, it's popularity has risen on the Facebook social networking site.

Common misspelling: DAHELLUP (Spell it right Bitches!!!)
DEHELLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!

Uses:
*To shut down a sentence: ex) Person 1: "Does anybody want anything from the-" Person 2: "DEHELLEP!!!"
*Greeting: ex) Person 1: "Hello" Person 2: "DEHELLEP!!!"
by mr phunkee (not turtle) November 8, 2010
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Metal Detecting

Dorky looking, but an awesome hobby where you find coins and jewelry while beach combing.
Metal Detecting. It's only March and already this year I have found $18 in change, 3 silver rings, 2 14K gold rings and a diamond and sapphire engagement ring that I recently sold for $875.00. Yay me!
by Davydone March 6, 2009
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Detective Conan

Anime in which Edogawa Conan, Kudou Shinichi, solves cases and tries to get closer to the Black Organization that shrunk him back to the body of an elementary student. Conan's identity is a secret except to Haibara Ai, Professor Agasa, His parents, and Hattori Heiji. There are currently ten movies out, and the final, eleventh movie comes out in June. This is, by far, the best Anime in the world. Other names are Meitantei Conan and Case Closed
Detective Conan is, by far, the best Anime show
by Arutsuro May 13, 2007
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