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Douche Dispute

When someone disputes a purchase or service for some stupid reason.
That guy had a real douche dispute. He called in to demand free pizza because there were only 30 pieces of pepperoni on his pizza.

“I want to have all my money back from this flight, it was delayed by 45 minutes.”
“Ma’am, we were in the middle of a blizzard, you’re lucky your flight was even able to leave. If you want to continue with this douche dispute, I will be forced to disconnect this call.”
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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despite

without taking any notice of or being influenced by; not prevented by:

I still enjoyed the week despite the weather.
Despite repeated assurances that the product is safe, many people have stopped buying it.
+ -ing verb He managed to eat a big lunch despite having eaten an enormous breakfast.
despite yourself

If you do something despite yourself, you do it although you do not want to or although you know you should not:

He laughed despite himself.
She took the money from her mother's purse, despite herself.
More examples

Trains are still running, despite the snow.
The pop festival passed off peacefully, despite the fears of local residents.
The overall situation is good, despite a few minor problems.
He was able to lead a normal life, despite the illness.
She manages to stay cheerful despite everything.
Trains are still running, despite the snow.
The pop festival passed off peacefully, despite the fears of local residents.
The overall situation is good, despite a few minor problems.
He was able to lead a normal life, despite the illness.
She manages to stay cheerful despite everything.
by Thomas Denning December 1, 2018
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despunkitated

having the spunk or cheer taken out of you
by bluliqdsurfergrl March 13, 2003
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Deputy Dicknut

Basically a name for any cop that you dislike, or is just an asshole.
Jimbo: " Goddam, I would've been fine if Deputy Dicknut wasn't waiting for me around the corner."
by Zero-One Witch October 16, 2017
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Deputy_Ostrich

The best Aigio and Roblox Law Enforcement-roleplay Youtuber. He started off in Mano County but got terminated as a Captain for considerably falsy arresting an Off-duty officer. He then joined Aigio, as DOT. He had a bit of beef with the chief of ANP but he then joined ANP.
His resume is just like Deputy_Ostrich's.
by StuthPuth March 23, 2021
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despite

A word that has been engraved in everyones' minds, a curse like the words, "among us."

This word starts as a prefix to a the 13/50 , 13/52, and 13/90 meme of African-Americans committing fifty percent of violent crime yet only take up thirteen percent of the population.
"despite..." - person A
":trollface: go on" - person B
by chemically June 7, 2021
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Dirty Deputy

When two men are simultaneously enjoying one woman and one of the two accidentally cums on the other guy. Thus you've shot the sheriff, so you are a Dirty Deputy.
Tom and Tim were getting her from both sides when all of a sudden Tom lost control and pulled a Dirty Deputy all over Tim. Tim wasn't sure whether to cry or to finish.
by Angry E August 3, 2009
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