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Ron DeSantis 

Governor of Florida. An example on what happens when you vote for a Trumptard. Expect them to be not only be a blithering dumbass, but incompetent which happens to be a facet that's even worse in leadership.
As long as the economy doesn't decline, to hell with Floridians dying! That's Ron DeSantis in a nutshell!
Ron DeSantis by Soul_Driver May 3, 2020
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DeSantis 

The phenomenon and frustration when your anal douche water doesn’t run clear after repeated tries but your partner is already waiting to hook up. 💩💦🚽
I was in the bathroom for over an hour dealing with DeSantis. Eventually I just gave up and had sex anyway. There was definitely a little Santorum involved.
DeSantis by manchildh3lms March 29, 2022

DeSantiSimp 

An adjective describing a beta-level conservative who cannot look past any other option than Ron Desantis.

People this devoted to one person typically have no hope of ever thinking critically, and are referred to as simps in common English.
Sam: Bro fuck Trump he's running again for 2024! Why can't DeSantis just be President and all our problems will be solved!

Bob: Shut up DeSantiSimp.
DeSantiSimp by JeffarryLounder November 16, 2022

DeSantifesto

The New Book by Ron DeSantis, current Neo-Fascist ruler of DeSantisistan (formerly Florida) celebrating his frequent battles with a Cartoon Mouse, gay people and books that mention slavery. His new book is basically like Mein Kampf, but with Twinkies and Airconditioning.
Did you secure your copy of the DeSantifesto?
DeSantifesto by Sonicbo0mz February 20, 2023

austin desanto 

A wrestler in iowa university. creator of cartwheel kimura .
Did you see austin desanto picking lizak up?
austin desanto by Thailenaa April 11, 2019
desanae is a cool girl that can be loving and sweet but has a bad side but all she wants is romance and love. She doesn't like her self but will put on a fake smile for everyone. She also loves rock music and loves to dance all night long.
Desanae is so sweet but she can be mean when she wants to.