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pro demotion

When your boss gives you a "promotion", which entails more work-- but in all reality you make far less pay for what you're doing and takes up far more time.
Example: Al's giving out pro demotions today, don't take the job!
by Hahagirl89 October 6, 2015
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Derpotoligist

(1) one who studies people that derp. (2) an insult to people who derps alot.
(1) Man 1: I get paid 500 dollars a day... to watch, study, and take notes on people doing stupid, stupid things. and just genrally...derping! thats why they call me a Derpotoligist.

(2) Man 1: derpety-derpety-derp! derp derp derp.
Man 2: Dude! that guys a frikkin derpotoligist!
by Blubbernug July 25, 2010
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Dermophobia

"Hey man, could you stop watching them dank memes? It triggers my dermophobia."
by KrisHeadtip March 8, 2019
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Demotivational Posters

pictures easily found on the internet by googling "demotivational posters". The posters are composed of a picture (often funny looking, frightening, or disturbing) surrounded by a rather thick black border, and underneath the picture, in the border there is a title for the "poster" that has something to do with the picture, and underneath the title is some kind of phrase that goes into more detail than the title and makes sense of the picture in terms of what point the creator was trying to get across.
"Hey what are you doing?"

"I'm making Demotivational Posters! Here check one out"

"Oh dude that is so true! if you don't hit that jailbait, somebody else will!!"
by House J.R. March 16, 2010
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Dermatillomania

An impulse control disorder in which the person feels the need to repetitively pick at or scratch their skin when they are stressed or anxious. People with dermatillomania usually have very low self-esteem and can also suffer from depression or an anxiety disorder.
She knew she was going to regret it later, but she couldn't stop scratching her arms.

Her dermatillomania was so severe that it had caused tissue damage where she picked at her skin the most.
by Alexis17 November 10, 2011
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Demotactilephobia

The fear of people touching you. Usually referring to unnecessary contact from unknown individuals that results in feelings of anxiety within the receiving party,("demo" derived from the greek root meaning, people, "tactile" derived from the greek root meaning, touch and phobia, derived from the greek root meaning, fear).
"I hate when people touch me, I am a victim of demotactilephobia."
by Kleeohpachra December 14, 2008
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Demotivational

The motivational equivalent of a black hole. If you get to close, no productivity can escape.
That damn Slacksquatch brought his demotivational field to my cube, so rather than being productive I'll be shamefully working from home.
by CitrixGoon December 26, 2014
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