dental implant

A torture device involving 4 screws and a rock. The man is screwed to the rock with the screws, and then bit repeatedly.

King John VII was overthrown and killed via a dental implant.

by Musty Musk Man November 22, 2022

dental boner

Sexual arousal brought about by close proximity of tempting and seductive body parts of dentists and hygienists of opposite sex, combined with their intent focus on your face. This sometimes involves beautiful eyes, face, and low-cut scrubs showing some breasts or chest area as the dentist or hygienist leans over you and stares at you with focus.

I had a dental boner for all of forty five minutes it took the new Eastern European dental hygienist to clean my teeth.

by Sombrerio August 16, 2011

dental plan, lisa needs braces

Nonsensical chant derived from an episode of the simpsons. Great to use at TGI Fridays on monday night football.

Getz: "Dental Plan"
Everyone: "Lisa Needs Braces!"

by Getz December 23, 2003

dental sanchez

Just like a dirty sanchez, but dirtier! It's when you rub your fingers in your ass and wait for someone to grin, then you wipe it across their teeth. They won't be smiling now!

That guy had a dumbass grin on his face, so I wiped it off with a dental sanchez!

by a-marie March 31, 2005

dental denial

(n) To use mouthwash instead of brushing one's teeth before going out for lack of time or total laziness.

"I put on some deoderant and did a dental denial but still got to work 10 minutes late"

by crackerjax January 26, 2006

dental tit

When the hot dental hygienist leans in & her breasts touch your cheek

Teeth cleaning sucked but I got me some sweet dental tit.

by PrimordialBiscuit December 3, 2016

dental professional

Super hot chicks at a dental office. They work on your teeth and usually respond to names like Cheryl, Cinda, Shelbey, or Kylee.

I have an appointment with my dental professional today. I can't wait.

by John's Smith's February 28, 2017