dutch hemorrhoid

When you give someone's asshole a noogie till they get a hemorrhoid.

If we can't do anal I'm given you a Dutch hemorrhoid.

by Luster2411 January 13, 2014

chronic hemorrhoids

The worst hemorrhoids you could imagine. it never goes away and haunts your dreams, being that you cant even get to sleep. Have fun with your blood butt

Fuck i have chronic hemorrhoids, guess no anal for me :(

by Big Daddy Requis February 13, 2017

Femorrhoid

When a woman's vagina is so prolapsed and her cervix has been so destroyed through penetration, one or more of her ovaries hang out.

Dave: "Man, Amy was such a whore that she had a femorrhoid!"

Pete: "Doesn't surprise me. I'm dead inside"

by man room May 14, 2009

hemorrhoid

An irate little man that pops out of your butthole and screams at you to stop grunting and wiping your ass so hard. He also punishes you for eating Mcdonalds everyday and drinking a case of beer every night.
But since most people get them it's probably just from having an enormous network of pulsating veins at the end of your poopshoot.

Aiiiiieee !!! The little man is back. He screamed at me for sneezing while I was taking a dump.

by Poster Nutbag June 6, 2003

Femorrhoid

The woman that's always on your ass, like she's attached.

Fuck.. my wife just wont get off my ass about mowing the lawn.. shes such a femorrhoid.

by MSpar September 9, 2012

hemorrhoid

80% of the US population is likely to experience hemorrhoids at some point in their lives. It's pretty damn painful.

by Darius Janeway April 18, 2003

Hemorrhoidectomy

To have a pain in the ass removed for life.

After getting that divorce it was like a hemorrhoidectomy.

by DARTH STEELER October 13, 2013