neuro-defragmentation

A process that involves the systematic disintegration of the brain, often a consequence of an extremely befuddling statement or assertion, such as an ancient chinese proverb or a sentence in Latin.

Person 1: did I confuse you?
Person 2: yeah i was on the brink of neuro-defragmentation

Person 1: So you say he was trying to listen to classical music whilst watching scuzz and doing a crossword in spanish at the same time?
Person 2: I'm afraid that's the truth, yes.
Person 1: Poor man, looks like a serious case of neuro-defragmentation

by SavouryJesus July 22, 2010

dragged it

~ something that is a lie , full of shit ass lie 👏🏽, over - exaggerating

You dragged it 💀 You know Amber got beat up star

by Lelahh January 31, 2016

Look what the selfie dragged in!

When you post a bomb af selfie and you start getting texts from all the ghosts of boyfriends past.

Rebecca: "OH MY GOD GURL YOUR MOST RECENT INSTA POST WAS A-MAZING!"

Brittney: "Thanks girl! Josh, Sam AND Kyle all slid into my dm's straight after I posted it..."

Rebecca: "Well well! Look what the selfie dragged in!"

by setfiremysoul September 4, 2018

dragged tree

A flaccid penis that looks like it has an STI

So Brandon wanted to have sex and then I saw his dragged tree and I got outta there

by TW Flaccid December 30, 2017

Dragged Mums

NO CAP, ONG, ON YOUR MUMS LIFE, ON MY LIFE

I just aborted my child dragged mums

Bartoleme de las casas is dead dragged mums

by evabeaver October 12, 2022

defragmentation

1.The process of defragmenting your hard drive

2.The gamertag of a bad kid who cheats in Halo 2 on xbox live

Nerd-"the defragmentation process is almost complete"
other guy-"what the fuck are you takling about you crazy crack head"

by CaptainPortugal July 23, 2006

derpaggedon

a portmanteau of "derp" and Armageddon. An expression of a level of retardedness that has reached epic proportions.

Did you catch those reality TV shows last night on cable? Fucking derpaggedon.

by amanofwealthandtaste September 16, 2013