Deflectron

One who is "robotic like" in the deflection of accountability, blame, guilt, or the specific performance of work related tasks. An ambassador of excuses. A personality similar to Teflon.

The Big Hawaiian accused the design team member of being a non solutionist. Once an elaborate excuse was given to explain, it was perfectly clear that the design team member was truly a "Deflectron."

by ShadyShade November 3, 2011

deflectatron

One who is "robotic like" in the deflection of accountability, blame, guilt, or the specific performance of work related tasks. An ambassador of excuses. A personality similar to Teflon.

The Big Hawaiian accused the design team member of being a non solutionist. Once an elaborate excuse was given to explain, it was perfectly clear that the design team member was truly a "Deflectatron."

by ShadyShadeMaster November 3, 2011

Textbook Deflection Technique

A deflection technique that is frequently used.

"Are you saying I'm unathletic... Cause yeah I am"
"He just used a Textbook Deflection Technique"

by XD_)NOTUSKNOT_CUBER_FRICK_TAPE January 24, 2022

Deflected

To be socially rejected; To remain apart from, by request of an individual's aunterage or clique.

"Kid you are totally DEFLECTED!", said Zebulon. "Well you're a total dick fungus!", exclaimed Dorus. "I said you were DEFLECTED, get the fuck out!"

by Joey Paps July 3, 2005

hug deflectors

when your boobs are soo big they deflect hugs

I've never seen hug deflectors as big as that before!
They truly are some big hug deflectors

by Steffernie January 11, 2009

Deflector

One who defelcts seniority or accountability onto another to avoid work at all costs

Joel: "Who is the most senior guy here?" (with obvious work to hand out)
Andy: "Vic is." (As he points to Vic)
Vic: "Fuck your face Andy! Do it yourself deflector!"

by flop worker January 2, 2012

Bestiality Deflection

The slippery slope fallacy that gay marriage will lead to marriage between humans and animals. Used by rightwing bigots who are frequently self-loathing repressed homosexuals. Notable users of this argument include Senator Rick Santorum and assorted dumbasses at the Drudge Retort.

If you allow gay marriage, the next thing will be marriage between a man and a horse!

by DKIA May 15, 2005