carbon debit

The satirical opposite of a carbon credit, purchased to deliberately add carbon dioxide to the atmosphere.

If I buy carbon debits, the flame of the collective rage of environmentalists will cause the global average temperature to rise.

by pifactorial August 6, 2008

street debit

The power you have to make something un-cool by doing it.

My kids hate it when I say out loud L.O.L. or R.O.F.L, or fo shizzle. I must have a lot of street debit.

by Bob Stein August 17, 2008

The debit card

Running anything between someone’s ass cheeks like making a purchase at the local shit and get.

Damn baby, i’m About to slide my dick down your crack like my debit card.

My man really gave me the debit card last night.

by Elwipfo November 19, 2017

Credit or debit?

A question asked by a friend or passerby when someone gets accidently hit between the legs with a skateboard.

Credit: Hit up the ass
Debit: Hit in the balls

When that skater got hit I asked:
"Credit or debit?"
"Credit card" he answered.

I got credit carded yesterday. Now my ass hurts
(true)

by - sk8er April 16, 2009

dick debit card

When a male swipes his dick across a male or female's but cheeks like a debit card, but because it is debit you can be as young as 13 to do one.

Can you give me a dick credit card?
Nah. I'm only 17, I can gove you a dick debit card though!
Ok.

by SHOORTJAKEGRAYS August 29, 2016

Ty's debit card

The item that Benjamin X. Luong had stolen from a forgotten wallet in Tommy B's car.

Ben stole Ty's debit card.

by JusticeForTy January 28, 2017

conjugal debit

A formal way, sometimes mentioned in court, of referring marital sex.

Curiosity:
Apparently lack of sex is enough justification to file for divorce and the the "Conjugal debit" frequency is set to once every fortnight.

Given that you have failed to provide conjugal debit to your spouse, we find the divorce request valid, and must rule in their favour.

by vsousa March 1, 2010