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dawsonville

(N.) A small town located in Northeast Georgia where the inhabitants usually have no teeth, resort to using motorized wheelchairs for transportation due to widespread obesity, and lack the average intelligence of most human beings. There is a Walmart where the cream of the crop assembles to make everyone who visits from neighboring towns feel like gorgeous super-models. The ideal pastimes are Nascar, racism, and whoring around; the official color is camouflage.
Bob: Let's go to the Dawsonville Walmart to hang out.
Jill: No Bob! There is an army of toothless redneck fatties in motorized carts blocking the aisles! We better go to the Walmart in Cumming.
by tinkerjax November 12, 2013
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Hot Dawson

This is a complicated maneuver that requires precise timing. You will most likely need a guy that is about a foot or so taller than the girl.

It is when both parties are naked standing up facing each other at first. Then they say "Ready, set, GO!" The girl does an about face (180 degree turn). The guy then slips his penis between her legs so it looks like she has a penis.

The girl then begins to pee on his penis, he then starts to pee too. So in her mind, she is peeing out of a penis.

Then as her urine rolls down his penis, over his balls, and slowly but surly hits his taint (part between your anus and balls or vagina), he immediately takes a dump.

This can be messy and only should be attempted in an easy clean up area. Also there are a few Hot Dawson Fails.
Dude, Heather was drunk last night and we tried the Hot Dawson. I failed and just farted instead. then she farted so I Donkey Punched her and got some Vegan Anal instead!
by PimpDaddyRR June 12, 2011
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Shane Dawson

A person who fucked his cat and sucked his dogs dick
Hey have you see the Shane Dawson tweets it’s so funny
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Dawson Day

A dumbass boy who looks like jimmy neutron. He loves having sex with Zoe Laverne while she is supposed to be babysitting. He’s in it for the booty..
Dawson Day needs a lot of help.
by Rek_Shreck April 21, 2019
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Rosario Dawson

Did you see Rosario Dawson in Sin City? She is so beautiful.
by blueice6102 September 21, 2007
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Michael Dawson

A formerly major character on the HIT television series Lost. Killed off by the creators because of Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalt!

Also, the kid (Waaaaalt!) shouldn't have been on the set anymore because Sawyer and Kate were gettin' it on.
Michael Dawson: "Waaaaaaaaaalt! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalt! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalt!!"
Lost Fan: "Oh, IMMA FIRIN MA LASER, it's Michael! SHOOP DA WHOOP"
Jin: Others! OTHERS!!!
by The Fighter April 13, 2009
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Dawson's Creek

A WB tv series which started in 1998. Was one of the many WB shows aimed at teenage audiences at this time. Since the cancellation of 90210 the teen genre had sort of dissolved; then Dawsons Creek, Roswell, Felicity, Buffy, 7th Heaven etc.... came along and breathed life back into the WB. Now teen audiences is mainly what the WB targets and is known for.
DAWSON'S CREEK was basically about " Four friends in a small coastal town help each other cope with adolescence."
OMIGOD!!! Did you guys watch Dawson's Creek last night? I sooo hope Joey and Pacey hook up!
by Dani April 10, 2005
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