dismember

When you remember but it's a really painful memory so you want to distract your discomfort with some ugly transfiguration of a word that just happens to be "I remember". A contraction of I dis-remember.

Oh yeah, those women who are 26 but look like 45 because of extreme crack abuse. Now I dismember.

by i1abnrk February 27, 2011

dismember

Verb
To fail to remember.

I remember using my keys to get in the house, but I dismember where I left them.

by austin_hawaii August 13, 2009

dismemberment

to have sex with disected body parts, usually external body limbs.

i had a great time dismembermentating with someone's frozen feet last nite, real cooooool.....

by hAppYcUmbUCKiT September 24, 2003

Dismemberment of a lamb

A porno film starring John and Lorena Bobbitt, based on silence of the lambs.

Dismemberment of a lamb combined a porno and a horror film, but it wasn't really scary or funny, it also wasn't a serious movie. It was just a guy getting partly butchered on camera, no more, no less.

Lawyer- This motherfucker sent a DVD of her cutting off John Bobbitt's penis, and my daughter was the first one to watch it.

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020

Dismemberment of a lamb

A porno film starring John and Lorena Bobbitt, based on silence of the lambs.

Dismemberment of a lamb combined a porno and a horror film, but it wasn't really scary or funny, it also wasn't a serious movie. It was just a guy getting partly butchered on camera, no more, no less.

Lawyer- This motherfucker sent a DVD of her cutting off John Bobbitt's penis to my house, and my daughter was the first one to watch it.

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020

Dismembered

When yr penis is no longer yours

Mrs. Lorraina Bobbit dismembered her husband when she cut off his penis and chunked it out the window

by jmtthatsme February 22, 2021

Dismember

1. To be divided or partified.

2. To have your limbs cut off.

Half of disabled people are in a Dismember

by SkyBeetle July 11, 2022