Dagwood

When a woman can not only engulf a man's entire cock, but his balls to.

My girlfriend gagged trying to give me a dagwood last night.

by Samuel46 December 28, 2005

Derwood

a handicap person's erection

The man on the short bus saw a beautiful young lady and got a derwood

by Ben February 3, 2005

Dagwood Dog

Having sex with a female during the time she has her period, only finding when you pull out that you have blood all over ur dick, kind of reminiscent of a Dagwood Dog

"Dude, you do know she just had her period don't ya?", "Nah mate I didn't, but she gave me a dagwood dog tho

by Nutterpc November 13, 2004

Pulling a dawood

When you get beat up hard asf and are forced to hope in a bush to stop the person from beating you up

Yousif was getting beat up so hard he had to Pull a dawood thats pulling a dawood

by Majid8384 May 16, 2020

dagwood

slovenly; ill prepared; lackadaisical.
A "dagwood like" person would show little or no attention to details nor does he/she clean up after themselves.

Coined from character of the popular syndicated comic "Blondie" who would always come home throw his clothes around and was never prepared.

You're always running around here like <Dagwood>. Nothing organized and everything is a mess. Its no wonder you can’t find anything! Come on... get it together.

Don’t pull that <dagwood> shit! You better throw those clothes in the hamper before you leave up out of here!

by westsan November 5, 2006

Dalwood

A smoking cum dumpster who loves pickles

She's such a Dalwood

by SALLYANNE28 May 2, 2011

Dawood Syed

absolutely sicko mode broski, but always keeps it halal and never misses a prayer. he is too tall for his age and likes poop.

Woah, that guy looks like slender man! must be Dawood Syed!

by [☃☃☃] the snow man [☃☃☃] July 9, 2022