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Darwin Akbar 

Another parody of the phrase "Allah Ackbar," used most often when a suicide bomber accidentally blows himself up prematurely in a "work accident."

Technically means "Darwin is greater," but refers to the Darwin Awards which are annually given to those individuals who accidentally kill themselves in the most idiotic way, thereby (thankfully) removing their genes from the human gene pool -- a comic inversion of the concept "survival of the fittest."
After Habib prematurely blew himself up, taking Abdul and Mohammed with him, his neighbors gathered next to the rubble and shouted "Darwin Akbar!"
Darwin Akbar by Garlic M. May 17, 2007
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darwin awards 

Awards given to people who die in incredibly stupid circumstances. Located at www.darwinawards.com
darwin awards by El Jeffy July 12, 2003
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Darwin, Northern Territory

A state capitol in the Northern Territory of Australia. Known for its high levels of cask wine and United States Navy Sailors stealing its sex workers, Darwin has a large South-East Asian Community, making it an attractive holiday destination for overweight veterans.
Chuck: Hey bro we've docked in Darwin, Northern Territory.

Todd: Damn Boy! Lock up your daughters. *Pointing Fingers*
The best friend anybody could ever have. Loves caffeine and sugar 😂

Always there to make you laugh or smile. Everyone loves her because she's awesome. Very outgoing and her face is always on fleek 👌💝
Darinee always makes everyone laugh
Darinee by myla November 22, 2014
commonly used noun referring to the future ruler of the world, the recipient is usually beautiful, strong-willed, extremely intelligent and possibly rich. Can be used with all genders.

P.S. Not to be confused with dictator.
"This girl gives me some darine vibes, I can see her becoming a great leader."

"I think I'm going to pull a darine on my sister, maybe that way I can finally get her to do as I say."

"Hitler was a darine wannabe."
darine by thisisnotdarine July 16, 2016

Going Darwin 

The actions of a person that will cause them to remove themselves from the gene pool.
When he entered his homemade space rocket I knew he was going Darwin
Going Darwin by Fritzz October 5, 2009

Cognitive Darwinism 

The conscious decision to choose the less favorable of two choices resulting in greater probability of a bad outcome.
Refusing to vaccinate to protect yourself is cognitive Darwinism at its finest.