Danko Jones

This canadians are the most powerful band on earth, the band consist on:

Mango Kid: Guitar, Vocals
Bass: John Calabresse
Drums: Dan Cornelius

They mix blues and rock mostly with a power never seen on another band.

note: being a powerful band doesn't mean that it's a hardcore band.

dude #1: hey, how was the Danko Jones concert?
dude #2: this guy really knows how to rock.
dude #1: deamn! I really want their live DVD ASAP, because they will never come to my town.

Hey Danko! I will burn in hell with you.

by Dr. Evening October 7, 2006

dankosity biscuit

pot cookie that hits you like fuckin kryptonite. Go back to tha valley, blouses

1) can no longer function properly
2) so high are no longer *entirely* focused on sex with hotties
3) probably gonna cheese out--a lot--as in all day cheesefest (crumbles of dankosity biscuit seen amid disheveled piles of clothes strewn across floor)
4) might try to revive oneself in cold shower but instead pass out with water running and pinch a loaf in the tub

by matthew mc December 9, 2008

Dankometer

The measurement system used to rate anything from food, to girls, to movies. Think of it as the Metric System of goodness. Items can receive a rating of 1-10 Danks on the American Dankometer.

note: the Dankometer is measured in "Danks"

John: Shiznips!! That pie is really good!
Sue: How dank is it?
John: Probably a 5 on the DANKOMETER
Sue: That's a lot of danks!

by danksauce12 June 22, 2011

Donskoy

A Russian hairless cat. A new breed of Hairless cat that is starting to show up in America.

We have a Donskoy and he is a hairless cat, I bought from Russia.

by Sherri Mossop April 28, 2003

dankotomy

Surgical procedure to decrease someones dank to a humane level where there dank side of the force will not threaten government rule.

"yo you here about larocca?"

"nah man wat happened?"
"he was too dank so the man made him get a dankotomy"

by Dankman 400 November 19, 2009

Full Danson

To go the extra step in stupidity to reach a point where your friends think you are mentally challenged.

"So we were on a boat playing a game of "What's Odds" when grant went Full Danson and had to do a Butt Chugg"

by TruckerSaurus October 11, 2016

damsko

Slang word For Amsterdam, A'dam...

Geef geen moer om wie je bent, want ik kom uit dasmko
heb schijt met wat je represent, braddah ik kom uit damsko
en me mannen staan in elke tent en we zijn van Damsko...
props...

by kamil K August 30, 2006