crack dander

The detritus that forms in the butt crack after a long day. It is most likely to accumulate in warm, hot, humid conditions and can appear under activity levels ranging from sedentary to mild or high levels of physical activity.

As the hot water of this glorious shower rolled down my back, I turned to see in my crack dander, traces of my flannel boxers, sand and specs of leaves from my long day of hiking at the beach.

by themetalmystic March 12, 2017

Nigga dander

Over 3 days of none showering dandruff of the skin and hair

I kissed my boyfriend's face with my tongue and said, "yo, you got the nigga dander"!

by anonymous December 11, 2021

fupa dander

The flakes, crust, icky secretions that exist within the folds of a FUPA. These particles may sprinkle throughout the persons home, car and other belongings just like other forms of dander. Foul odor may be associated.

The amount of fupa dander left on the bathroom floor was concerning.

by ChelleLeann March 9, 2025

Pandemic Puzzle Dander

The annoying paper, cardboard or wood bits that accumulate on your game table or the floor when piecing together 1,000 piece jigsaw puzzles during pandemic "shelter in place" periods.

After you take a puzzle apart and return it to the box, please clean up the pandemic puzzle dander.

by JAKram May 11, 2020

napkin dandruff

Detritus left on one's clothing from white cloth napkins.

The meal was incredible and the service was great, but when we left the restaurant I realized I was covered in napkin dandruff. I wish restaurants would use black cloth napkins!

by Dentura Hogfloss March 28, 2012

cyber danger wank

Rubbing one out under the desk during a Zoom meeting. Simply put, choking the chicken down low while being professional up top.

Ashley- “Did you see Matt’s arm shaking during the Zoom”?

David- “I’ll bet the over he was doing a cyber danger wank”.

by Hucklebucker September 29, 2020

Dandere

Dandere, oftenly confused with kuudere, is a common anime trope used to describe people who are often quiet and extremely shy towards people they like. Despite this, once they do start to conversate (usually awkwardly) with the one they admire, they become more open and less shy.
The reason this is confused with the definition kuudere is because both tropes hardly talk, and occasionally show their more open side. A kuudere is someone who is often emotionless and clueless, but will sometimes show their loving and kind/sympathetic side.

A character that is a dandere: Hinata Hyuga from Naruto.
A character that is a kuudere, not a dandere: Kanade Tachibana from Angel Beats!

dude: "ahahaa, *insert name here* is such a dandere. she hardly talks but she's for some reason really nice and open to me. rarely, though."

dude 2: "man, you are so lucky."

by iiToxicMinded November 28, 2016