Dallas Dunkaroo

When you shit into a pocket pussy and masturbate with it

Josh Peters lubricated his PP with a good old Dallas Dunkaroo

by Shea Gibson July 30, 2021

Dallas Dartboard

When you’re in Dallas, and you throw a dildo at a female, but she catches it with her mouth.

I was at the Midnight Rambler when I turn and see a Dallas Dartboard from across the bar. I was impressed.

by Your Least Favorite Ginger June 7, 2023

Dallas Dipstick

when someone shits then gets penetrated in the ass without wiping

guy 1: what’d u guys do last night
freak: gave her a nice Dallas Dipstick

by fentgod69 August 21, 2024

Dallas Diddler

A notorious, oversized nerd enrolled at the University of Texas at Dallas, known for his unsettling obsession with young children and a rumored basement full of "collections." Often spotted lurking near playgrounds after 6 PM, once freed from the shackles of his engineering homework. Parents whisper his name as a warning to keep their kids indoors—lest they become another victim of his "study breaks."

"Hey Karen, make sure Timmy’s inside by 6—Perneb the Dallas Diddler just texted me that his last exam ended, and you KNOW that freak doesn’t waste time."

by supergamefury April 21, 2025

Dallas Divas

Dallas Divas is a Facebook group made by world famous youtuber that goes by Duncanyounot that contains a SHIT ton of fake Facebook Moms that post exaggerated posts

random mom: ooo look its a face book group full of divas like me!😊

fake moms in Dallas Divas:

why does my jeans smell so sour?
This is my grandma named Patty :) smash or pass? *shows photo of a photoshopped picture of a grandma from Google or just an AI generated image of an old woman*
At aunt Martha's funeral never felt better! *shows picture of their pfp mom smiling or an AI generated pic of their pfp mom smiling*
My kids hate me

by Sharry winkeler January 8, 2026

Mega Dallas Dip

When you take dip (chewing tobacco), push it deep within someone’s WET pussy, take it out after 10 minutes and let it sit in a room temp area for 2 minutes. Then chew it.

McNasty: “I’m trynna get a Sloppy Dallas”
Soup: “you should Get a girl to give you a sloppy Dallas with mega Dallas dip”
Doo: “isn’t that called a mega sloppy Dallas?”
Soup: “shut up, that’s why your moms a sloppy hoe”

by I’m Soap -_- October 15, 2020

International Dallas Day

On October 27th in the year 2020, The Dallas collection was made, On this day. We celebrate Dallas. Let us respect and praise Dallas as our lord and saviour. Use this day as a get high free day during the hours of 10pm to 11pm (1 hour) to get wasted

Person 1 - Hey are you celebrating International Dallas day?

Person 2 - let’s get fucked up! (At 10pm)

by CameronHater42069 September 9, 2021