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Dabloon

The dabloon trend is a TikTok trend where they use the slides and offer you something, usually with a twist saying something like, "But it will cost you ??? dabloons." And sometimes, it will give you dabloons, from 1 to infinity.
I have a sweater, but it will cost you 4 dabloons
by poofart96 November 21, 2022
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DaBlown

Getting Blown by a man but not realizing it till the next morning.
A guy wakes up after getting wasted and brags about getting head then his friend tells him dude you got DaBlown.
by Bill80 May 12, 2009
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Diablo II

Man this turned out to be chicken soup for the d2 gamers soul! I apologize for my rambling; I had much to say.

Diablo II is an RPG that is set in medieval times -think Robin Hood- but with spells, demons and such. This game has a good feeling, especially when you start on single player. You get the storyline, appreciate what everything looks like and you don't worry about strategies; you just have fun playing the game. It has good replay value, because of the different classes and especially because of the extensive inventory database and new maps each time you restart a saved game.
It is a good concept, and few appreciate it and realize what it is.
Now, for my two cents about online play, and those who are about to take that plunge. I hope it isn't too late.
Now, first of all I would like to call out those who are bashing people for liking this game, or any video games. It's a hobby, just like anything else. If playing video games is a waste of time, then so are sports, watching TV and buying earrings/makeup/excess footwear/etc. So please respect other degenerates for their choices.
Now, moving on. I recommend not starting online play until after beating the game once in single player. To be quite honest, when I started playing this game, my grades in school were very good. Diablo also got me interested in mythology and I started playing it because of its theme. Then I started playing online and my grades didnt drop, but I was getting overly frustrated when someone pked, stole from or annoyed me. My advice to anyone who gets angry when something happens to them in this game is to STOP PLAYING for two days, and do something productive/fun. People who "don't have lives" do not exist. Everybody has a life, they just put it off sometimes for reasons that they have a right to keep to themselves. Here's what I did: I beat the game in Hell, made a good build (that I looked up and tweaked a little) and started a low level dueler lld. Level 30. I made other characters, but didnt follow any specific strategy because see... I use diablo 2 as my DOWN TIME.
Now, for those who are quitting... more power to you. I'm quitting in a couple days, taking a screenshot of my account... just so I can say "nah it wasn't a waste of time, it was fun". If I ever get a deadly urge, like its an addiction, then I'll switch to nezmod a fun looking mod that i'll play around with for awhile.
That's my advice to anyone who wants to play this game without letting it hurt your life. If you don't lead an exciting life, well hey... at least you don't play with fire or do stupid stunts that can get your face blown off.
Just for the record--- my friend Frank played diablo; he was fast paced, made an 81 necromancer, an 86 hammer paladin and a 90 elemental druid. He quit shortly after. He's a jock who practices capoeira and gets laid twice a week. J/K but he does live life. So I'm not just preaching, anyone can do it. Video games are for down time and there should be breaks between periods when playing. I learned this the hard way by losing sleep for one night, and not getting any more for the rest of the week because I had to travel. I was like "Oh yeah, real life, I remember now!" :P but seriously, calling gamers nerds is both innacurate and unnecessarily mean.
By the way this is my first time writing a definition, hiya! I'm new to this site. I was looking up concepts and learning lots of stuff... bah who cares!
gee this turned out to be pretty irrelevant but I hope it's helpful.
You give me a thumb down, I give you a finger up.
Summary of the warnings herein:

Diablo II Offline gameplay:
*Medium paced play, enjoyable soundtrack, nice graphics, discovering new items and secrets for yourself*

Diablo II Online Gameplay:
*Insults, addiction, people calling you noob, people calling you nerd when you beat them, hacking, scamming, duping(copying an item), rushing, strategies, friend list, chat, rebuilding characters, leveling up just to be more powerful*
by Orcryst January 12, 2007
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dailon

This is a uniqe and good looking guy. One who knows and gets what he wants. He likes to have a good time while also sticking to a more inlighted way of thought. This is a good man all around, but becareful. This man also knows how to talk his way in or out of anything.
Dailon is a uncommon name.
by DigolB March 16, 2014
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diablo 3

The next title in the Diablo series by Blizzard.

It has yet to be released, but when it does millions, of fans will lose their life for a long period of time.
Diablo Player 1: Dude, when is Diablo 3 coming out?
Diablo Player 2: I don't know, but when it does I am totally going to blow off my girl friend and my family for months.
by Pinkzeppelin0912 June 29, 2006
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Diablo Job

When your girlfriend fills a tabasco sauce cap with tabasco, sucks it into her mouth, then holds it on her tongue whilst giving you a blow job.
"Dude, I got a Diablo Job last night. It still hurts this morning."
by Don Tortellini January 23, 2010
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diablo immortal

A shitty pay to win mobile game made by ActivisionBlizzard it costs you 540,000 (over half a million dollars) to max out one character ONE of a max of six (also those estimates Are low balling it for those to be true you have to be incredibly lucky for that so it could cost you two million just to get one 5 star gem it’s truly the shittest mobile game it’s also just a worse version of Diablo 3 so don’t waste your time and play an actual game
Sebastian- hey dude what you playing?
Rory- not much just Diablo immortal
Sebastian- the P2w garbage by bobby kotick ?
Rory- ye
Sebastian- you know you just play daiblo 3 and have a better time?
Rory-I just want to see the dumbster fire in person
by mercy deserves medic July 3, 2022
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