Dad

where are you?

It's been 10 years. The gas station is only a mile away. Please come back dad

by One Big Mistake April 28, 2019

dad

The often overlooked and underappreciated parental figure. Just because he didnt give birth to you doesnt mean he can't love you the same, or more than a mother can. Also, whats up with the husband getting a 3000 dollar ring for the wife, on mothers day, and the wife getting the husband a 2 dollar tie for fathers day?

Dads have it rough. Having to be placed in the deadbeat dad category whenever you screw up really sucks. (Although some dads really do suck big time, like those ones that just run off, and leave the mother with a pregnant baby, and take absolutely no responsibility at all. They suck.

by you want to know who wrote this that badly? July 23, 2008

Dad

Someone who always tells you to ask your mom

Me: Hey dad, can Jimmy come over today?
Dad: I don’t know, ask your mother

by AsianKyrie October 8, 2019

dad

1. The guy who never came back from the store
2. Self claimed friend who decided to adopt you because of your daddy issues

1. "Hey mom when will dad bring the milk back."
2. "Oh hey I'm your dad now cause your dad's a bitch,"

by That one depressed emo kid in March 31, 2020

Dad

The champion of hide-and-seek..... His car is playing too!!!! . You'll understand it in a minute

Where are you?

I'm gonna find you dad

by TFGTYgyfcygFTFjvgVG September 30, 2020

Dad

The man who copulated with your mother to produce you. He is often the least appreciated parent (though not always), and most likely the one who puts food on the table (again, not always).

Dad: I'm HOME! *Is tired after working for assholes for 8 hours*

You: Sweet McDonalds! *Snatches food from dad without even a hello*

by Missus Cupcake February 8, 2013

Dad

The guy who is always handy and will protect you no matter what. He is kind and caring, but tough enough to kill anyone who is messing with his daughter! And the guy who shall intimidate my first boyfriend....

"I will hunt you down if you hurt my daughter." -My Dad in the future.

by Unicorn01 January 15, 2014