Mom

Someone who can make your missing things appear

Me: Mom! Where’s my phone?
Mom: I don’t know, have you checked the kitchen table?
Me: Of course I did!
*mom walks into the kitchen and comes out with a phone*
Mom: Then what’s this?

by AsianKyrie October 09, 2019

Dad

Someone who always tells you to ask your mom

Me: Hey dad, can Jimmy come over today?
Dad: I don’t know, ask your mother

by AsianKyrie October 09, 2019