DST Vortex

DST Vortex ( or DSTV ) is the vortex in which those with varying degrees of DST compliant time keeping devices get lost due to recent DST changes.

Boss: Why the crap were you late this morning?
Employee: My time keeping devices, which are new enough to keep DST but too old to recognize the recent DST changes, changed time erroneously, causing great confusion and tardiness.
Boss: Oh. You mean you got stuck in the DST Vortex?
Employee: Yeah, that.
Boss: Dork.

by gbot November 16, 2007

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DST Lag

the sleepy feeling you get when trying to adjust to the new time for daylight saving time

chris: man i feel so tired

jim: why? what'd you do yesterday?

chris: nothing, i just got a little DST lag

by J-SLIK November 28, 2007

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DST • dstyle • dstb • dstp • DST-lag • dstm • DST Vortex • Dsta • dstah • dsteez

k-dst

K-DST "The Dust" is a San Fierro-based classic rock station originating in Los Santos and hosted by Tommy "The Nightmare" Smith.

Hey I listen to k-dst! It rocks!

by Zzyxz Rd. September 4, 2006

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Hop on DST

Gamer slang for "Let's go to Australia"

"Yo, hop on dst."
"Sure thing bro, who you playing as?"
"Wes."
"Fuck that, I'm firebombing your house."

by 3ggst3r October 7, 2022

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DSTs

Similar to the DTs (delirium tremens) of an alcoholic, the DSTs occur when you wake up the day after a daylight savings time change. The main symptom is utter confusion: "Is this clock showing the correct time?" "Did this other clock automatically set?" "Was it 'spring forward, fall back', or 'spring back, fall forward'?

Michael: "Dwight, why are you so late? And why do you have a dazed look in your eyes?"
Dwight: "Sorry, Michael, I've got the DSTs."

by Jimmy the Swartz November 7, 2011

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