driving while intexticated

Driving while text messaging. In many cases it is more dangerouse than driving while under the influence, because the drivers are distracted and have a much slower response time. It is illegal in some states like Utah, because of the carnage created by text messangers.

Judy got arrested for driving while intexticated after she killed 3 people when she was sending a text message. Fortunately everupme got the message but it was not the one Judy sent.

by mlhiss September 24, 2009

Driving Like a Nigger

There are many facets to Driving Like a Nigger. Generaly, all over the road with total disregard for traffic laws, use of turn signals, speed limits, signage, (particularly, no parking signs), and of course, the lack seat belt use. (In most cases, with rap music thumping). Driving Like a Nigger can also apply to coming to a complete stop on a narrow residential inner city street, totaly plugging up traffic to bullshit with a bro, pick up a hoe, buy or sell crack, etc. etc. etc. Driving Like a Nigger can also be defined as positioning the drivers seat so it appears to be non existant to passerbys, and of course to sit on that reclined seat in the Detroit Lean position, one hand on the wheel, the other hand on their crotch.

Man 1:Jesus Christ, did you see that spook cut across all six lanes of traffic without signaling or even looking? Man 2: Fuck yea, he's driving like a Nigger!

by The CLE Steamer May 9, 2009

Driving Gypsy

A person who always expects their friends to drive and offers no level of compensation for fuel and or time.

Chris your such a driving gypsy, you always expect me to drive you cheap bastard.

by Walla_B December 12, 2012

Driving Dry

When you're having sex and you've ejaculated so many times that nothing more will come out.

After meeting your mom, we had so much sex that I was driving dry.

by DryDriver June 11, 2018

driving while turbo

Operating a motor vehicle while in turbo mode. Often referred to as DWT for short. This can be extremely dangerous and should be avoided. My suggestion if you're in turbo mode and you need to get somewhere is to listen to music that sucks like Celine Dion or Nick Lachey.

Guy 1: "Oh man, last night I got pulled over for driving while turbo agian"
Guy 2: "Seriously? That's like the 5th time for you isn't it?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, apparently driving down the wrong side of the road while you're hanging out the driver's side window hitting street signs with a baseball bat and screaming the lyrics to Paralyzer is a dead give away that you're in turbo mode."
Guy 1: "I'll burn you my James Blunt CD, I actually think you'd like it. Plus it will help you drive better"
Guy 2: "why do I hang out with you? you're a queer"

by TRON 2.0 January 28, 2008

driving balls

driving balls is the result of (a male) driving a motorised vehicle for a prolonged period of time. this leads to the guys balls slipping uncomfortably between his legs in a squashing scenario. the only known cure is repeated readjustment of the balls.

brian endured the purest case of driving balls during his 7 hour drive from southampton to glasgow.

by davros acropolis December 23, 2005

driving beer

A term Canadians use to refer to light beer, as their standard beers are 5% alc/vol

Guy 1: "Are you ok to drive home?"
Canadian 1: " Yeah don't worry I've only been drinking driving beer"

by A Guy1 February 9, 2012