douchefag

a Retarded Indecent Cheating Hot Idiotic Eager guy who will do anything for sex.

Robert's being a really big douchefag for cheating on his girlfriend.

by Peacelovehappinessssssssss May 11, 2008

douchefag

someone who is a douche, fag, or a combination of both.

someone of an extremely annoying disposition.

a word to express strong opposition to a person

omfg. he is so retarted. i hate that douchefag

by s 'sorry' mal && wildwang August 7, 2009

douchefag

Gay people that are also queer. A mix between douchebag and faggot.

Mr. Abbey is such a douchefag. He has a pot of big purple flowers on his desk.

by Pickle Packle September 4, 2009

Douchefag

Someone who is both douchy and yet also bitches about everything. Not the most tasteful term, this one should be used sparingly.

Me: Wanna run over to Mac Mart and grab some oreos?
The Douchefag: Ughhhhh that sounds like a lot of work. I don't need oreos to taste yo cream filling!

by cmuny December 18, 2015

Douchefag

When someone tries to be a douchebag but has nothing to show off, so they're just complete fags.

Matt wears cutoff tees but doesn't even have muscles, he's such a Douchefag.

by RichPetes March 26, 2016

Douchefag

A person who calls records, ‘vinyls’.

“I went out for record store day and got some new vinyls.”
“You’re a douchefag”

by KilledByChaos August 23, 2019

Douchefag

A man who doesn't take care of his woman's needs in the bedroom, but still acts like he's better than her by means of putting her down, thinking he is awesome at everything, and/or having an inflated ego.

Of course I went over there and took care of business....you KNOW she's married to that Douchefag.

by Sweitzerman July 1, 2015